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I'm not crying that's rain

making cups disappear
Joined November 2014
I love you too.
i wonder who's invited to the murphy-green wedding i hope jasper approves and im sure harper and emori will date in turn. this is exciting
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Goodbye
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also Lincoln totally hooked me up with that afterlife Kush, i'm smoking with Lexa and Wells who knew it'd be so lit here 👌
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Guys we all knew it was coming, and it's okay! I'm with Maya again, and I told Monty's mother he's sorry for him.
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honestly like am i dead yet
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wait....harper?????? god damn it i thought i was banging jasper. I really need some new contacts.
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cheers maybe i'll finally die this season
haha remember 2016 what a joke
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Jasper abruptly raised his hand at me and yelled "high five" I almost broke his arm before clarke revealed it is an amicable gesture
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I overheard the one they call Jasper saying he had a blast the other night. There must be a bomb planted. I will find it.
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(Reshop Heda, one last time)
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chipped more like whipped am I right ALIE
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ok but real talk idk how this chip ended up in my neck I genuinely have no idea please send help
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I've only ever seen zombies in old movies. Are they supposed to act this stupid?
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okay but pike never taught me what I can smoke so I've just been trying everything also totally unrelated side note yesterday I saw a dragon
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If I yell at everybody else maybe no one will see how useless I feel
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dude don't tell anyone I said this but Lexa was totally clarkes boo?????
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