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why did nobody tell me there’s a secret AMOLED dark mode for Discord mobile? You just tap the dark mode option 10 times and the AMOLED option appears 🤯
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Lesser known Apple Watch Workouts: Playing The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
#TearsOfTheKingdom
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Not really impressed with the new Zelda, do we not have enough grassy field simulators made by every company ever? Maybe I'm just OLD
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My personal hobby is putting Billy Joel songs on bar jukeboxes and watching people nostalgically react to them.
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Did you know that the south american octopus got its name from 9 nipples? Its discoverer miscounted the nipples & only thought it had 8!
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Man I'm hooked on Dark Souls 3. Haven't enjoyed progressing in a game like this for a long time.
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Did you know that at least half of every person in the UK have never seen a nipple before? Wow!
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Did you know that there are more nipples than there are people on earth? Wow! #NipMe
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Did you know that the Roman Emperor once ordered all male nipples be pierced throughout all of Rome? Wow! #NipMe
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Did you know that the mythical Griffon creature was said to have exactly 7 nipples?! Wow! #NipMe
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I am believe I just found the remains of a minion underneath the grate on my radiator. I guess it's that kinda day.
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Windows 10 is so amazing honestly. I know it's random but I have enjoyed this OS more than any OS in history. I love the snap-to-grid.
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Just walked past a man in a Gorilla suit and a man in a Banana suit smoking outside a pub casually at 3PM. Is this heaven or hell. – at Manhattan, NY
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.@Krauthammer: we won't stand for this use of lazy video game stereotypes. Stop the misinformation. #GamerFacts














