Mr. Self-Distract. IYK,YK. Living in Ontario. Southpaw. Mama's only son. Too sweet for my own good.
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Jay Dee retweeted
Some of y'all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal.
Regulations don't exist because
governments enjoy them,They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us.
Jay Dee retweeted
I have just learned that Russell Brand published a children's book in the 2010s, & that it was a retelling of The Pied Piper of Hamelin, all of which seems depressingly on the nose for the current era & especially the current/recent era of publishing
Jay Dee retweeted
MAGA has two explanations for election results: “The people have spoken” when they win and “Something doesn’t add up” when they lose. Low T all around. The lowest of T.
Jay Dee retweeted
The Cormac McCarthy biography, so far, is just OK (6 chapters in). My favorite thing about it is reading about how much of a pain in the ass Cormac was to his publishing house in his early days, disappearing for months on end, etc. He’s lucky to have lived when he did.
Jay Dee retweeted
Schumer gave up 4 appeals court judgeships to Thune for more vacay time in December, during the Biden admin.
that's how much he cares about America you fools.
Jay Dee retweeted
Pretty sure the people telling me that Schumer and Jeffries masterminded this all behind the scenes, with nobody hearing about it anywhere, ever, are the ones that told me Merrick Garland was about to finally act, but wasn’t allowed to say what he was doing.
Pure. Gaslighting.
Jay Dee retweeted
BREAKING: Multiple US Air Force C-17A transport flights from Fort Bragg have reportedly arrived at military bases in the UAE, Saudi Arabia and Djibouti in recent hours, drawing attention amid rising tensions with Iran.
The situation is becoming worse.
Jay Dee retweeted
This is insane, and Republicans need to push back on unfounded election denialism. Lake loses every election, and pretends she didn't. Republicans cannot follow her path. To get better, address weaknesses, don't make excuses.
No way in hell.
Iowa did not vote for communism because of gas prices (that were the same or less than under previous admin) or a war to end a nuclear threat (w/ no boots on the ground).
I know Iowa.
Iowa raised me.
Iowa educated me.
The math isn’t mathing here.
Let’s audit this election to make sure the results are honest before we hand over the Hawkeye state and America to Communists.
Do not certify until you VERIFY the vote.
Jay Dee retweeted
Stephen Miller is Trump’s best spokesperson—a generational talent as a communicator and not at all off-putting.
I’d strongly advise the administration to put him on every show and podcast, every day, so that Americans are continually reminded of everything Trump is doing.
Jay Dee retweeted
When will you realize people don’t like you guys anymore
Jay Dee retweeted
QAnon maintains it’s following by constantly declaring victory. When they are faced with a defeat they say it is a “trap” the enemy had stumbled into and will soon be destroyed by it. In doing so they turn defeat into a form of victory that allows the movement to keep believing.
Jay Dee retweeted
What a sentence… what a week
Mr. Matta (age 19) was eating a Chipotle bowl when his opponent, Jeff Dial, a 50-year-old former Republican state senator, called to concede. nytimes.com/2026/11/07/us/po… via @NYTimes
Jay Dee retweeted
Doug Ford is meeting Quebec’s Premier today, behind closed doors. How did Ontarians find out? From QUEBEC’S public agenda! Why does another province provide more information about our Premier’s schedule than his own office? Transparency isn’t optional. Who are you accountable to?
