good morning :D

men who are 5’7 and shorter come to my house right now i’m going to have sex with all of you

i haven’t gone to the gym in four days and i play genshin impact. sometimes you have to give the opps ammunition

life update i’m rotting from the inside out

new halloween costume idea- i’m just naked

sunny day

good morning which one of you came in my pants last night

happy friday everybody

reports suggest jayersts has permanently become a catboy

i love blocking people like woah. you are just gone

who said gay guys with brown hair and blue eyes cant take selfies on the toilet at work

working at my job when i should be touching myself

what i say in the mirror as i hit my cherry slushy geek bar at 9:13 am

someone responded to my ig story and said i look like a community bottom

hi people im having a great weekend

good day oomf nation

hi

accidentally unmuted spotify during work conference and spookie coochie by doechii started playing

flicking my prostate to a lana del rey song that i can’t type out because the title would exceed the character limit for tweeting

i am pink now. sorry everyone