every couple of hours I remember "I tried in germany but I couldn't really read the road signs." Is the vienna convention not good enough for you, jude bellingham? sorry the eu has failed to fully integrate all road signs, my princess
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Today we learned that Pau has a burner account. Zubi sees rumors on here. Plus there is always a non-zero chance that Don is watching. Please get out of my house
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No, Zubi, eres un ser de luz no puedes estar por aquí 😭
❓️ Are you happy in London?
🐈⬛️ Yes
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He actually learned to wink!! The sky is the limit for him. He can do anything if he puts his mind to it (except driving apparently lmao)
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Can we please get these guys new pants? I'm begging @ Loewe
👨🏻🏫 Más clase que un instituto.
Viajamos a Praga bien vestidos por @LoeweOfficial.
#VamosEspaña | #NationsLeague
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Being back in football reminds me that my French is A-level. In contrast, I look at every other tweet in Portuguese and I feel TOO LITERATE
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Trying to not RT certain outlets, but I stand by my statement that Jude can certainly cook the Mbappé special if he puts his mind to it 🤣🤣🤣
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Pau readily admitting he has a burner account... Pau please, get out of my house 😭🤣
😂 UN TIKI TAKA MUY DIVERTIDO CON PAU CUBARSÍ
🤣 Ojo porque en la parte 2 el defensa reaccionará a sus memes más virales durante el Mundial
#NationsLeaguexDAZN
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I feel like I've been spamming @boldsurvive with random Dean Huijsen facts and figures while she sleeps lol I've turned into a deanb0t, don't @ me lmao
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