Divinus Homo Lapis

Nice

Am now in Bulgaria for the Gizz

This year's new addition to the #TheTraitors dialect: "the billi-ARDS room"

No reward for banishing traitors (until the very end), and no negative consequences for banishing faithful. That's the biggest flaw with the game. By being wrong about everything, Joe is actually playing the perfect game for his own interests #TheTraitors

Keeping an obvious traitor in play isn't actually a bad strategy. Better that than having them replaced by a more competent late recruit. #TheTraitors

Sid Waddell is still my number one St John's Cambridge alum

Watching the darts with friends who didn't recognise John Part and thought it was Kathy Bates

The Traitors - it's amusing how they keep up the pretence that eliminating traitors is advantageous for the faithful in the early stages. It doesn't matter who's eliminated, so long as it's not you.

I opted for Plovdiv. I have too many grey hairs to do mosh pits anymore so the sedate Roman amphitheatre suits.

*Mr Brightside playing at the darts* My mum: nope, never heard it. Isn't it flat and awful?

Weighing up a solo trip to one of the following four cities next year in May/June. Lisbon, Barcelona, Vilnius, Plovdiv. (Yes, these are King Gizzard tour stops). Thoughts/recommendations?

Eschewing the normal channels to get a strange glimpse into a bygone era with a Dame Edna Christmas special from 1990

Meat dress designer Franc Fernandez has just reposted me on insta giving him as an answer on Mastermind

Did you mean "Luigi's Mansion"?

This evening we've established that @wennis_dang has better celeb recognition than me

Finally got around to screengrabbing this for posterity.