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Floridian in a strange land. #FinsUp. Graphic Design Sandwich Artist. Opinions my own. Winner- 2024 FIFA Peace Prize.

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2008
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Let me explain something about South Florida fans. We are never happier than when we get to be the villain. The Golden-Era Hurricanes. The LeBron Heat. This. God help us, we love it so.
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If there was a Hero Ball Shot Selection Hall Of Fame, send the tape of this Lakers-Warriors game there.
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Let me be the thousandth person in the last hour to say "Al Horford is still in the fucking league?!"
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Who gave him a gummy?
Trump: Dumocrats. You simply replace the E with a U, and nobody knows that dumb has a B, and you get the word Dumocrat, and I can't believe it took me 9 years to figure it out
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Both teams should be winning. Also, both teams should be losing. #CARvsGB
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The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on. Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out. I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years. He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself. In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo. When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met. Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70. Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub. If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show. He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son. So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch. (via @ohnohedidnt24)
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Begging you to not hold the ball to 8 Mississippi, Bryce Young
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Looks like the upright at Lambeau got..... SMACKED
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The Bears punting on Bryce Young was the actual turning point.
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Congratulations to the 2026 and 2027 MLB Champion Milwaukee Brewers.
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Pretty sure those Brewers fans are wearing SPF 70 even inside The Trop.
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I would not have predicted that those 1998 Devil Ray home white unis would hold up that well.
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As a Gen Xer one of my favorite quirks of NFL scheduling are the years Seattle plays the entire AFC West.
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Jake Bates has the chance to do the funniest thing possible.
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Nothing good ever comes from your kicker's name being an onomatopoeia. I don't make the rules.
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"HE MISSED THE TAG!"
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You know, you fucking KNOW that Joe Davis has that "Get up, Get out of here" home run call loaded in the chamber for when the Brewers hit one. #WorldSeries
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I don't love that UCF has a potential Transitive Law victory over Miami
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