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The Polar Express may appear very realistic at first glance but if you look closely you can tell it’s actually CGI animation
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I just want to be a domesticated mouse in a suit meeting rats and various other forms of creatures on a flushed away type sewer journey
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I am honored to announce that a guy with over 1000 instagram followers took photos of me while I jumped around on a bed wearing nothing but my underwear
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You tell a copywriter you think you would be good at their job and they start acting like they’re Leonardo davinci
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Probably uhhhhhh shit lemme think it must be like um wait why is this so hard it was probably the fucking the fuckin um fuuuuuck 😭😭 this is a tough ass question like you read it and you’re like easy and then you try to answer it and it’s just like daaaamn you know?
i know "We Got X Before Gta 6 Bro" is the meme but what is actually the craziest thing we got before gta 6?
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They don’t want you to live in a new girl hipster exposed brick loft downtown with a bunch of other artists and multi-hyphenate creatives
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Finally unmuted this and was greeted with maybe one of the top 5 funniest videos of the year
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Everybody thought I was eating sand. But all I was doing was breaking down rocks into a granular material over thousands of years
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