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FOUNDER of Air Guys.

NY
Joined April 2009
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First the S&X, now the CyberTruck? Not cool.
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John Evans retweeted
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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Tesla will be winding down production of the Cybertruck at Gigafactory Texas around the middle of next year to make room for increased Cybercab production
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Replying to @TresIslandFL
From 2019 to 2025, the taxable property value on Treasure Island, Florida, increased by 88%. Stop wasting our tax dollars. Budget better Charlie!!
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John Evans retweeted
your reputation is priceless
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Why does it have to be a scam. Here’s a novel business idea that works: Be transparent and earn trust.
Replying to @realEstateTrent
Hey Trent, as you know, I’m in this space as a hygienist. What is happening here is the HVAC people use the restoration company as a sub. Because HVAC people generally do not clean ducts.
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Statement on behalf of the family of Todd Atkins (my wife’s family).
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John Evans retweeted
We're seeing another 2006
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The Undertaker reveals the most money he has ever made was $15 Million in a single year & gives financial advice to the younger generation 🔥
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Tired of these DPRK hacks. So I built the ultimate defense. DPRKaptcha[.]com Simple questions with existential outcomes (for them). Live now to protect the internet from North Korea.
THIS IS INSANE. In just 4 days following the biggest exploit ever, Mercado Bitcoin is hacked for $40M and an EU exchange is hacked for $106M today. Is anything safe anymore??? 🤯
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John Evans retweeted
I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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Kevin Plank took Under Armour's last $2,000 to Atlantic City to make payroll. He lost it all. He already owed around $40,000 across 5 credit cards. Payroll was short. He needed to turn $2,000 into $4,500, so he got in his car and drove to the casino. He got up to about $4,000. Then lost everything. On the way home, he couldn't even pay the toll at the Delaware Memorial Bridge. Traffic stopped while someone came out to write down his details. He remembers crying in his car, telling himself he'd blown it and chosen the wrong business. Then he checked his P.O. box. Inside was a $7,800 check from Georgia Tech. His reaction: "What was I talking about? Back in business. Let's go get this thing."
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John Evans retweeted
Can confirm.
.@POTUS: "I did speak to him. He said that he has a big problem with Haiti... They killed some of his people. I said, 'You're running your country. You have to do what you have to do.'"
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John Evans retweeted
Crazy work that millennials rebranded mayonnaise as aioli
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Robotaxi available in Fort Worth starting tomorrow, 6am
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"I'd like the $39 oil change you have posted on the sign out front and I have a coupon here for $10 off." "Sure thing. That'll be $85.99."
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Replying to @ultimocolinesio
Moral of the story, get yourself a DA dad.
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I scheduled a DoorDash last night after everyone was asleep to surprise my wife and kids. My wife woke up before me and doordashed to surprise me. The dashers showed up at our house at the same time. 😂
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John Evans retweeted
lmao this is so unhinged
RIP Patrick Stewart Never forget when he told Tua “you’re not built for the moment”
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John Evans retweeted
You aren’t buying Google at 10% off tomorrow. You’re buying a 3.5 trillion company that is up 100% over the last 18 months and directly tied to the incoming AI meltdown. With its core business getting eaten alive. I haven’t used google search in 6 months and YouTube has turned into TikTok garbage. Very bearish.
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