Pastor, husband, church planker, choir loft parkourist, Energy drink inventor⚡Luke79⚡
Stillborn, Oklahoma
Joined August 2010
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I'll be preaching next Sunday at the First Church of Tactical Word Parsing. Bring six pencils and a ruler.
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Bringing it BACK in a big way (praying on street corners to be seen by men). Amen!
Father God, we're crying out to you Lord in repentance asking you to hear from heaven, forgive our sins, send revival, heal our land, send righteous people who live in the fear of the Lord into every office of influence of power and leadership. Confuse and remove those who are bent towards un-repentance. MAGA through those you've anointed for such a time as this. We believe one such a person is Donald J Trump @realDonaldTrump. Raise him up Lord, compel the vote for him to be to big to rig, to big to deny, and to big to steal. In Jesus Mighty Name we pray! 🙏
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This Trump Train is bound for GLORY. Our diapers overflow with meatloaf and ketchup and grift and rape and the abortion ban Pence wanted in exchange for bringing evangelicals to the meatloaf and ketchup table.
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And everyone knows the best way to take care of someone is to take ten percent of everyone's money and use it to buy a spot on the NYT Bestseller list. AMEN
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I'd like to apologize for the bumper sticker that appeared on my Kia Sedona which I did not put there, and appear to have been pranked with:
Cessationists Do It Without Any Tongues.
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Announcement: If you drove by the church yesterday morning, yes the Christian flag was flying upside down. This was not a radical political statement, just Helen.
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In honor of all the great! streaming platforms and how society is going :-( only the first 2.2 minutes of my sermons will be free.he state of your soul is worth installuments. Just camera the QR press click code to DLwnload. The Church App is to your iPhone as a plate unto a pew
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But the church DOES wait for the pastorbro to tweet his needy outrage. Amen!
The church does not wait for the government to tell us when and how to worship God.
We’re been doing this for 2000 years through pandemic, persecution & pushback.
Happy 3 Year Anniversary to #LetUsWorship
What about murder or rape? Do they disqualify me? Asking for a friend #moses #kingdavid
Men who have never learned how to properly obey godly authority are unfit to lead others.
They will only become tyrants or people-pleasing fools.
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Pat Robertson is in Heaven right now, cooking up another Bible Belt hurricane because of gay people.
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