Jeff Lee

After a while, that Peloton became a very expensive towel rack. #peloton

When I write a stressful email, I press SEND then flee to the kitchen.

My friend Thomas drawing the cover of my upcoming book on a iPad while sharing PBRs.

Sometimes I kick the amazon packages in the lobby if they are not for me.

The ocean gives, the ocean takes. #OceanGate

No coffee for 24h and my body starts breaking down at DNA level.

I wanna live wherever they shot Big Little Lies. You know, California but with a trench coat.

My Instagram feed is now mostly wing suits and guys throwing cards.

Time to reintroduce yourself to the crows around your house.

The problem is that I seek to marry the woman equivalent of Adam Sandler.

In Seinfeld, the all seem to know each other's telephone numbers.

Losers tend to fall back on trophy wives.

My vision of hell is having to spend eternity with people who don't listen to the same podcasts. #podcast #hell

One ring to rule them all. #masonjar

Finally joined one of those discount gyms.

@daisychandley thanks for putting together that synopsis hack!

@thehotcoast Congrats on the launch, that gradient looks fresh.

Getting dangerously close to the age of Michael Scott.

Hopefully spring is around the corner, because I still got 200+ of these ⚾️ in the trunk of my car!

When rich people die in a plane crash, all we find are the AMEX Black.