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California, USA
Joined November 2016
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Today I learned that in the NFL the 49ers have a rivalry with the Seahawks, and the name Niners fans call Seahawks is...
... Rain City bitch pigeons ❤️
That is poetry.
I am a simple person. A guy dresses up like Mulan and yells at people for not washing the rice, and I am entertained
I've gotten so many political alerts for Trump on this app, that the main reason I open it anymore, is because I accidentally click on the alerts when I turn them off. This app is so much trash now
Jenesis retweeted
A TikTok recently went viral calling out the City of Sacramento for replacing damaged streetlamps with orange traffic cones. cbsloc.al/4glNOoA
So, got my annual $20 off coupon from @lanebryant and I decided it was time for me to maybe find something that made me feel sexy.
... even the lingerie section gives "I need to match because of doctor's exam/waxing/massage"
FAT PEOPLE LIKE TO FEEL SEXY, DANG IT. DO BETTER.
The suburbs are just apartments with yards.
And apartments are just mobile home communities with boundaries
This is the fastest illness I have ever had. I went from "Why am I so dizzy?" when I woke up, to an hour later realizing it was an oncoming flu. So I was busting ass to get things settled for the next few days when two hours later I was rotting in bed
Boooooooo
Oh hey! A new animated Batman! And Look! Bruce Timm is one of the creators! I can't wait to hear Mark Hamill and Kevin Con--
Oh. Right...
I'm just... I'm just going to go in a corner for a bit with a box of tissues for no *sniff* reason 😭😭😭
...Miss you Kevin Conroy 🦇
I saw my first wild cyber truck today... And my first reaction was to stick my tongue out at it 🤦🏽♀️ Dude was in the lane coming at me, and I'm sure he totally saw me
Why am I like this? I wasn't wrong, but dammit...
Little Red Volvo, that was very daring of you to cut in front of a speeding Altima blasting, "Don't fear the Reaper"
