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34 moles • weak and blind • last time i shaved my pubes 2021 • phlebotomists cant find my veins • fan of gk, mp100, dn and tdlosk • like my tweets please 🔞

18 • she/he • proshippers dnf
Joined October 2025
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I wish i was a slightly underweight teenage guy
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naming my son bitch lasagna
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me trying to join in convos with oomfs
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when i look at him i have the urge to pick my nose and wipe it on him
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the UK public: hi government, can you help us out with the cost of living? global warming is damaging our infrastructure and there aren't enough jobs. the UK government:
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I went to go vote earlier and I kept rubbing my belly and farting they probably threw out my ballot
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𝒀𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒕𝒕 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒆𝒆𝒅
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IF YOU SEE ELON FALL IN PUBLIC WHIP OUT YO COCK AND PISS ON HIM #WOKEUP
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I literally live in resident evil 7 bruh im just trying to make a sandwich
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failed my german exam
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Replying to @Fallowdeer_Dave
I want to scratch his head until his scalp comes off
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Go away no one wants you here
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yea no wonder he tanked getting shot on the forehead, look at the size of that thing godDAMN 😭
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Who’s up peeing on their credit card rn
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黒子かわいい
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does a fetish you have ever piss you off? like wtf do u mean *that* turns me on?? why that??? wtf happened?? was i dropped on my head as a baby???
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working on making my discord profile as utterly repulsive as possible, how am i doing
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