Software enginerd

Joined May 2009
Sneaky designers…
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Me during sprint planning.
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Yeah, but he's got too much class to talk shit like Horner.
In times like this, I wish Toto Wolff had a twitter account
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Bubba Wallace is doing a great job channeling that Max Verstappen-level of beligerante energy
"I don't lift." Hear from @BubbaWallace after his incident with Kyle Larson. #NASCAR
When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public. – at Stavanger, Norway
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Unnecessary complexity is probably the single biggest problem in the software industry. It spawns a host of problems. Write exactly what you need to write to solve the problem at hand, not one semicolon more.
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Same. Boring races are one thing, but corruption and injustice is something totally different.
Generally think I am done with F1 now.....from watching with my grandad growing up to going to the British GP in person.....the corruption and lack of punishments over the last 12 months has truly made me lose all interest in the sport 😔 #F1xed #CostCapChampion #F1 #f1costcap
My worlds truly are colliding
I bet the FIA didn't realise just how many fans around the world would care about a boring document outlining finances
I bet the FIA didn't realise just how many fans around the world would care about a boring document outlining finances
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Clearly “The ‘Burbs” is one of the four.
Jesse 💭 retweeted
another day without inverting a binary tree
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The last @f1 Grand Prix of this season was the icing on the cake. Absolute shit show all season long. I refuse to spend my time, energy, or money to watch rules be constantly interpreted and enforced artbirarily.
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It’s not about Lewis or Max, we all lost this season.
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Thinking of ordering a big new couch from @wearejoybird but it seems like their customer service is really poor. Anyone had a good experience?
It doesn’t take brains, it takes temperament.
I forget that people think they need to write code constantly until I check Twitter. Get a girlfriend/boyfriend people.
It’s OK to not code every hour of everyday. I love y’all, but let’s chill. Let’s not give the impression that you need to be jacked in 24/7 to be worth a damn in this industry.
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