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jess

@jessatgmail

i’d like a cheeseburger, large fries, and a cosmopolitan

 Atlanta, GA
Joined June 2009
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Type shit I’m on for Halloween weekend
Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) profile pictureTrill Withers@TylerIAm6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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ChipPurr Jones with the cutest first pitch you've seen all year.
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me lately
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Early voting in Georgia starts one month from today
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why the fuck was ted cruz on my tv @CollegeGameDay never turned anything off so fast
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On this day, we remember six members of the DCPS family we lost 25 years ago: students Asia Cottom, Bernard Brown, and Rodney Dickens, and teachers Hilda Taylor, James Debeuneure, and Sarah Clark. facebook.com/share/p/14p7kKe…
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Blush & Bashful. Rest in Perfection, Dolly. 💗
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i want a diet coke
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It’s officially this hot outside
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girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen
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xitter.gq/memepatissier/status/1…
sean yoo (@SeanYoo) profile picturesean yoo@SeanYooJun 23
i hate him so much but he’s legitimately one of the funniest people on the planet. incredible timing
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If I hired a pet sitter for my cat and they let it out and it got killed by coyotes. And then they texted me saying that “I prayed about it and I’m at peace”. I would be on they ass for 30 days and 30 nights. It’s no fucking way in hell lmfao
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Keith@nagy_minajMay 29
Just realized we’re like 6 months away from presidential campaign launches
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I’m so lucky I get to live to see a beautiful picture like this
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@alliharvardMay 25
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i feel like i’m watching my little fish in my little fish tank
Luz (@luzthegoosey) profile pictureLuz
@luzthegooseyMay 15
petition to have this camera showing the entire game
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