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This is amazing @jtpower . You are a champion
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Hey everyone our friend and great Patriot @BuzzPatterson has been locked out
Please help!
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I agree that cyclists on the road can be irritating. What's even more frustrating though is people on bike trails. Far more dangerous
Hearing "Thunder" by Imagine Dragons, in the work place bathroom, makes me think of all the encouraging songs we used to sing to my toddler when we were potty training her.
Got cited $250 by my HOA, then the money mysteriously disappeared from my account. Emails went nowhere. I joined an HOA resident focus group, added it to my email signature, and sent another email. Magically, the $250 reappeared. No response. 😂
Guy at party: "you watch sports?"
Me: "Here and there. What have you been watching?"
Guy at party: "Nothing. I'm not really into sports"
Dude at work went to leave the restroom without washing his hands, then noticed there was someone there, so he quickly pretended to soap his hands, and ran the water over nothing, then threw an unused hand towel into the trash. So performative















