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Just so non-golfers know... No 80-year-old on earth with a pancake swing and the chip yips has ever shot TEN SHOTS under his age. Club members let him win because nobody wants to get audited the rest of their lives.
#CommanderInCheat
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Bob Costas on Trump: "He is by far the most disgraceful figure in modern presidential history.
You have to be in a toxic cult to believe that Trump has ever been emotionally, psychologically, intellectually, or ethically fit to be POTUS." (2024)
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BREAKING: President Donald Trump' has notified Congress that the U.S. is at war with Iran again.
He is the most incompetent President ever.
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People will think I'm crazy for this take, but I'm a big believer in the psychological impact of narratives on teams. Yes, Belgium looked so much better tonight and we looked lost. But this team had a boatload of good vibes behind them, and in the last 48 hours that vanished, and replacing it was a story of implicit political corruption that turned them into the bad guys, or at least the beneficiary of the corruption. You can't tell me that doesn't put pressure on the team, change the vibe, and take a psychological toll that impacted what happened on the field. American fans, serious and casual, should be pissed at this interference. We overturned a red card and our reward was losing what made this team so much fun until now.
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If someone this narcissistic, this foul, this loathsome only comes along every 250 years, then the future is bright.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that the annual ranking of US presidents by a committee of 50 top presidential historians was released today, and the committee almost unanimously ranked Trump’s second term as the worst in US history.
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Republicans in April 2026:
Why is GDP growth poor: Biden
Why is the debt exploding: Biden
Why is inflation up: Biden
Why is gas so high? Biden
Why are we at war with Iran: Obama
Why are groceries high? Biden
Why are you talking about a $1.5T military budget: Biden
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I just got done wiping up the monster energy drink I spit out all over my dashboard LOL.
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"The researchers found a positive association between feeling bothered by the news article and expressing disbelief in the allegations. Participants who experienced higher levels of mental discomfort were more likely to claim the accusations were fabricated. This suggests that the denial is not just a calm rejection of information, but rather a direct response to the psychological distress of cognitive dissonance."
psypost.org/cognitive-disson…
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New Lions OL Ben Bartch is an intriguing contender for the starting LG battle — and, at minimum, a valuable young, versatile depth piece:
• Started 2 games at LG in each of the last two seasons for the 49ers
• 26 career NFL starts: 15 LG / 11 RG
• 2025 PFF offensive grade: 71.7 (22nd among OGs — min. 200 snaps)
• 6'6", 309 pounds with 32 7/8" arms
• 2020 JAX 4th Round Pick / Age 28 Season
• 0-star TE recruit who attended Division III Saint John’s (MN)
• Moved from backup TE to LT before his junior season (2018) and started the next two years there (27 games)
• Notably gained 70 pounds to move to OL thanks to a shake consisting of 7 scrambled eggs, cottage cheese, grits, peanut butter, bananas, and Gatorade — which he famously made for Colleen Wolfe during the 2020 NFL Scouting Combine broadcast (below)
• Highest-drafted player in Saint John’s (MN) history and only the second player from the school ever drafted
Detroit Lions sign more OL depth prideofdetroit.com/detroit-l…
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Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?
PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t.
Reporter: How many times did you vote for him?
PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.
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Look folks, reality can sometimes be hard to accept.
We all want freedom for Iran. The regime was a horrible, nasty pack of religious zealots for whom terrorism & murder was always the first option. Their revolution started by killing 400 people in a theater with arson & chained exit doors. They sent thousand of kids to their deaths with toy keys around their necks promising entry to heaven if they just walk in to Iraqi minefields.
I’ve tracked IRGC terrorism across Iraq, Lebanon, Syria & Yemen and even fought them in the PG, They almost killed me in 1988. The Islamic regime needed/still needs to be destroyed … that said:
People are getting upset with why I assess this war will likely fail to topple the regime.
Because it is a fantasy based in Trump’s head using lethal tools we prepared for 47 years for the right moment. That moment likely has passed.
Trump has no idea what he’s doing. Because he has contempt for the people who know what they’re doing & the history of what came before him.
If Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires then Iran is the funeral home of empires. It dresses you up and lays you into the coffin neatly. Then closes the lid.
Trump cannot understand why Iran hasn’t surrendered … “Lookit all them bombs,” he shouts “They should all love Trump!”
That’s it. That’s the Iran-War strategy. He does not care about the people of Iran. It a score settling grudge match egged on by Netanyahu’s 40 years of promises that war will change the regime if we just drop enough bombs & assassinate its leaders.
So If you want to live in a fantasy world where we are suddenly being greeted as liberators by the 93 million Iranians … feel free.
You are now set up for earth shattering disappointment.
You have to account for the fact that Trump could have attacked in support of the protesters in January. He didn’t & he let them be killed. He was completely indifferent. The 30k dead were a one-day talking point.
Right now, none of these attacks will liberate Iran without a populist uprising or invading ground forces. Worse case is a sectarian Civil war. If that happens the only outcome is that it will kill a lot of people, splinter the country & take down the global economy. Trump will sleep soundly & demand he be made Ayatollah.
This is literally his mental illness masked as foreign policy
This war may give some Iranians hope but it’s a false one. Gird for a horrible chain of dramatic events but rest assured Trump doesn’t care about the people of Iran.
He only want its oil. He said so.
I’m sorry folks, but my job is to deliver reality based assessments, not promise you sunshine in a swirling hurricane of flying bullets, bombs, excrement & razor wire.
That is all.
Replying to @MalcolmNance @syl_sylv7966337
I can't believe I used to listen to you. What are you doing? You were one of the last sane ones. Fuck
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Cashen Naeve scores the game-winner with 16:37 left in the first overtime and St. John’s beats Gustavus 4-3 to win MIAC men’s hockey title.
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A guy who dodged a war (with a fake injury) just started a war (from his country club) that he promised he'd never start (that his family will never have to fight) while wearing a golf hat.
This guy is a greasy orange stain on our country.
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I just went to Minnesota Frost practice and talked to four of the gold medalists (Heise, Pannek, Curl, Zumwinkle) and all of them echoed this. Heise said they’ve received public and private apologies too from men’s players
USA women's hockey gold medalist @HilaryKnight describes her team's relationship with the USA men's team as one with a "genuine level of support and respect" that's being overshadowed by a "quick lapse."
"Our achievements shouldn't be overshadowed by anything else other than how great they are."
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Former ICE attorney Ryan Schwank on why he left the agency:
I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution when I joined ICE. I followed it when I resigned. The legally required training program at the ICE academy is deficient, defective, and broken.
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BREAKING: CAUGHT IN A LIE!
Kash Patel was accidentally recorded on Team USA’s Dylan Larkin’s Instagram video (now-deleted) celebrating with Team USA in the locker room after the Gold medal game, even though the FBI Assistant Director of Public Affairs claimed it was false when MSNow Journalists reported that Patel was going to the Olympics on Taxpayers’ dime.
Here’s the proof. Please share.


























