@jhonte_

|@Mancity stan||My heart bleeds blue🩵||CTID🤌

Joined May 2022
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@jhonte_Jul 2
the most profitable prison has no walls, just a monthly salary
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No one: Owich in your ears:
Juliet@NafunaOkemwa12h
Owich doesn't moan he yelps like a goat Henry xyist doesn't even know if he is coming or going.
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💚@_Wanjru2h
Huyo msichana ni kama alidrunk tweet, aki zikishuka hataamini😭😭😭😭
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Stacyy@itsnyambuu_44m
So you guys sleep with fellow tweeps? 😂
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Kimaiyo.
@Kimaiyo1h
Xysist naye is not beating those allegations mamayae😂😂😂. Hapa hakuna defamation case. Naenda na hizi screenshots kwa judge😂
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Na huyo Wallace Mecha ni sura fuoko yawa 😂😂😂😂😂ugly men huwa na dick game
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Injinia na kitambi utawezana?
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“Kesho kuna mahali naraukia mapema sana na sitakuacha hapa uboeke pekee yako... ” This statement 😂😂💔
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AB⚕
@AbsoluteBruno2h
Gabriel’s reaction when his penalty miss was displayed on the big screen😭😭
Cal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇪@Callumsully1239h
Best moment from this past balon d’or was them showing gabriel his penalty
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mwangi 🌵@DjF1_37m
liking pizza is a character flaw
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Semenjis 😂😂😂😂 you missed the chance😭😭
Wolf of 420 Street@Fbillionaire__2h
Brothers in semen wameji untag
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Wifi providers should always compensate us, by adding an extra day after subscription expires.
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Kuna msichana naona anacheka but deep down dawa inapeny🤣🤣🤣
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Gidi🍃@Gidi0141h
Lakini behind the scenes mnabed kina Caicedo sana ju wueh 😂😭
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Kuwamocho was unto something. If you get Dr Matress you might also experience getting to sleep as fast. Only Dr Matress owners can relate
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@ItsChanzu1h
Owich after pausing midstroke to say "pizzo de king and you know it" 😂
Juliet@NafunaOkemwa12h
Owich doesn't moan he yelps like a goat Henry xyist doesn't even know if he is coming or going.
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Shorrie was like:
Juliet@NafunaOkemwa11h
Replying to @NafunaOkemwa
Henry falls asleep fast
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Njuguna@coolkid__81h
Mwalimu Wa physics heri aache Ku invigilate mtihani lakini asikose kuchangia Mada za TL
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"I hope umeskia utam beb, mwaaah tihihihi, luv you"
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Timoshenko@Kianangih1h
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Juliet@NafunaOkemwa12h
Replying to @NafunaOkemwa @PiocheBrio
One bought konyagi the other jamesons. I'll let you be the judge
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@wannaBeMase1h
salary *weak
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