This is like Tennessee traveling down to Maryville College and losing

Palo Steakhouse Dinner Menu October 2026 update following the removal of the prix-fixe section.

How is Harry Kane the one going around greeting everyone after winning the award? Brother, you won. They should be coming to YOU 😭

$ANT who's going to buy it?

A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him. Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r

Cc @karol @willcain

Your new security guard works for sunlight. → Solar powered → Pans to follow motion → Always on, always watching Launch pricing: $79.98.

We survived that. I’m shocked honestly. Gotta get more stops

Ball game. This offense can’t come back from 14 down

10 days until I can go home.

Yes.

Smokers are the most discriminated against Americans by far, economically, socially, politically. But it’s fine, because we still get to light a cigarette and say, “fuck it.”

Checking out the vibe in Maine.

Headed to Maine today for a few days. It seems to me that if Collins wins then the GOP holds the senate. So, let’s see what the ground has to tell us.

Dear Degenerate Wood Cricket Jew @JessicaTarlov, is this gentleman Islamophobic?

🚨🚨| A Lionel Messi 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓 from his time at Barcelona and a captain's armband signed by the Argentine have been stolen during protests in Paris. 😳🇫🇷

Critics of my call to boycott Elon Musk care more about my checkmark than they do about Ukrainian lives.

His dream, and the dream of millions more, is to eliminate property taxes, which will immediately boost the value of his home, and then take all that new equity out via a reverse mortgage and spend his golden years on a cruise ship - and leave nothing to his kids and grandkids.

During Paris riots, protestors stole a signed Lionel Messi jersey 😭

holy smokes they got knowles to buss down