You claim Illinois has "more people working than ever," but the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics confirms the state labor force shrank by over 80,000 workers in the last year alone. In reality, Illinois has 200,000 fewer employed residents than it did 20 years ago. Worse, independent reports show Illinois ranks 44th in job growth under your tenure. You only added a net 9,400 private-sector jobs while expanding bloated government payrolls by 36,600 to paper over the damage.

Visitors at an aquarium were surprised to see a leopard shark on another shark’s fin. Staff clarified it wasn’t aggression but typical courtship, sharks hold fins as part of how they show interest, this is how sharks flirt

NFL preseason: “Rest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.” NBA preseason: “We need to manage their loads.” MLB spring training: “I got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.” NHL preseason: “Let’s fucking kill each other.”

September 16, 2019: Mike Leach analyzes who would win a Pac-12 mascot battle royale.