dr. jessica h. lu ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ (@jluwrites) header
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Ph.D. โ€ข #AfAm rhetoric + archives + #BlackDH #TEI โ€ข better known for cookery, playing outdoors, floofing furry creatures. RYT-200 @YogaAlliance ๐ŸŒฑ views mine.

Maryland, USA
Joined December 2016
i guess that's it, friends. honestly, i'm too tired and constantly overstimulated as it is. i'm not going anywhere new. i've been on Instagram as jhlu, so maybe i'll see some of you over there. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’š
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ummmmmmmmm what?
This is the massive hail flow generated by the violent thunderstorms in the Milan area this morning (July 21, 2023). These are the streets of Seregno: an authentic ice river [read more (IT): buff.ly/44RA3aL]
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i neeeeed to give voice to my most omnipresent culinary pet peeve of late ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ PLEASE fellow humans, i beg, stop using "bรกnh mรฌ" to refer simply to any sandwich. if it's not vietnamese bรกnh mรฌ thแป‹t nguแป™i WHICH IS A VERY SPECIFIC THING just say you put that shit on some bread.
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as a human who reveres french fries, loves them endlessly, would eat french fries at every meal for the rest of my life if i healthfully could: waffle fries should not exist and are grossly offensive to my being.
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i remind @mhb1926 often that cillian murphy could displace him at any moment ๐Ÿ˜‡
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on this, the last day of my semiannual #FridayNightLights #FNL rewatch, i am reminded that the edited version of the finale is one of the worst hackjobs in television and fundamentally changes the resolution of multiple character arcs. cc: @notalentclown
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this vietnamese american is confused.
This was our most popular recipe last year: San Francisco-Style Vietnamese American Garlic Noodles. Readers visited this gem more than 1.2 million times. Thatโ€™s a lot of garlic. nyti.ms/44lwBot
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literally used to microwave a frozen Tysons "grilled chicken breast" on a tiny plastic plate after eating a bag of potato chips with french onion dip
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OH OH OH NO SET IT ALL ON FIRE!!!!!!!ยก!!!!!!!!!ยก!!ยกยก!!!!!!
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seriously it is 930 in the pm, can we be done with the fireworks blasting from my literal neighbors' yard
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i used one of these to secretly record my dad REALLY snoring one day, and then a few weeks later played it for everyone at a family gathering as a surprise, gosh i was cute
You know the real problem w kids today? They didnt get to walk around w these. Like a little field reporter. Interviewing ppl. Recording your own songs and radio shows. Playing that 1 cassette you owned AD NAUSEUM until your whole family knew the words. Build character.
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๐ŸŽฏ + also, all schools. admissions is a total crapshoot.* hundreds of thousands of pages of apps, like 4 readers, and an arcane info management system. anyone who thinks a spot is "theirs" has no idea what admissions looks like in practice. *note: unless you're a legacy ๐Ÿ‘€
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OMG? OMG???!?!!!!! the OP's last response in this screenshot makes me want to hurl myself into the surface of the sun.
He drugged a baby with NyQuil so he could have sex with the mom, but the problem is the baby saw him naked? So many WTFs.
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the cat making an appearance is so cat ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ sent me over the edge
no like, white people are mentally unwell this is wild af
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things i learned on Jessica's Most Horridly Educational Travel Day Ever: 1. the way a plane lands can damage a runway so badly it shuts down a whole airport for hours
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2. don't rebook a new flight. because even when your original flight is multi-delayed to the same time as your new flight, your new flight will also be multi-delayed and your original flight will inevitably depart sooner.
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TIL i learned that airport runways can "break" and effectively shut down an airport to all landings and takeoffs and now we're in Los Cabos indefinitely while a bunch of planes are likely circling overhead with nowhere to land ๐Ÿซ 
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+ an unanticipated advantage of carrying on is that you can still change your flight *via the @SouthwestAir app* once you're at the gate. no-go if you check bags.
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cc: @mhb1926 ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
marriage is a sacred union between a person who drinks water and another person who refills their water for them and also their own
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THIS DID NOT DISAPPOINT
After years of only hearing about it, I finally got my hands on the 5-page bodybuilding forum thread wherein a couple dudes get into a heated argument over how many days there are in a week and I am here to tell you that it is infinitely funnier than I even imagined it would be.
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