Captain Jean Luc Picard of the Federation Starship NCC-1701-D has passed away at the age of 86. Thank you for your service Captain. Number One, you have the bridge.
At least Ben Carroll steals his own petrol, Albanese would need one of his 59 advisers to do it for him.
"We only made 20 of them as we didn't want to be left with a warehouse full of them like the Apple Vision Pro"
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Russell Brand Left Wing Agitator "Sorry miss, these are vague unsubstantiated claims from a long time ago, nothing we can do about this now"
Russell Brand Right Wing Agitator "Thank you miss for bringing these serious allegations to our attention. He has been arrested & charged.
You carried your bat, a class act. Well done and congratulations on your TV career @AlanKohler We'll miss ya
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Hope there's no slippery steps in this joint. Be a shame if the cunt broke his back again.
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This reminds me of two gladiators attacking each other in a fight to the death with cocktail sticks. The idea that Russia couldn't obliterate every bridge in Kiev overnight is laughable. But instead we have 4 years of this theatre.
This is a fake war.
Dan will absolutely love prison. Lots of people confined to one place against their will. Armed uniformed men enforcing lists of petty rules. Frequent lockdowns for no good reason. A ring of steel around the perimeter.
He will be in his element !
Now sitting next to two Asian chicks at a cafe who spent 20 minutes photographing their meals from multiple angles and distances before eating any of it.
Just walked to three different cafes near me in the hope of having lunch out on my day off. They are all closed today because of penalty rates. Thanks again 12 years of Labor.
“Governments must select and design infrastructure projects around the socioeconomic needs of the Victorian public, and not party political interests,” the commissioner said.
I can see Dan Andrews furiously pressing the 'release the hounds' button under his desk.
I couldn't give a flying fuck about Ed Sheeran, Macklemore, Israel, Palestine or his fucking tour. Thanks for all the relentless drama over nothing.
The Labor Stans in Victoria are the Japanese soldiers in the jungle in the 1960s. The war ended a long time ago but reality is yet to take hold.
xitter.gq/PenarthCouncil is a fake/hijacked profile impersonating Karl Stefanovic and following Australian accounts of a certain political persuasion. Please report for impersonation and get this weirdo booted.
Nobody cares about your $5,900 phone John.
2026 will be remembered as the year Apple jumped the shark.