Joab retweeted
if you flip your phone upside down, if looks like he's bravely carrying the weight of an entire cabinet on his back. so heroic
Joab retweeted
as an adult you literally have 30 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience
Joab retweeted
The umpire got hit in the nuts not once, not twice but three times in four innings. And not once did he think, maybe I should find a cup.
But the noise he made every time he got hit was the best. And I swear, I’m pretty sure someone said “he’s dead” on the very last one.
Funniest shit you’ll see today.
Joab retweeted
“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it”❤️🩹
