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Anti Meta-Glasses Coors Banquet connoisseur UCF Golf ’87 19x Jury Duty participant #gkco #makeitmagic #maga

Joined September 2026
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UCF needs to shut down the football program at this point man Give all of the funding to basketball. Dawkins does more with less Frost and co. do less with more
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Here's why we're upset: Our peers Cincinnati, Louisville, Pitt, Syracuse, Rutgers, SU all move up, then UCF, SMU, UH pass us up. Now, somehow, we're getting whooped by low-level CUSA schools like Tulane, ECU, UTSA, Memphis. If we're passed over again, it's permanently over.
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Offensive foul
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2027 prospect Deuce McDuffie tells me that he has committed to UCF. Top 100 player.
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Me liking every CFB tweet I see to get this political shit off my timeline
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Moving thru the crowded bar like prime LeVeon Bell gotta be a top 5 feeling
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Life got significantly worse after we stopped playing Madden Mobile
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I’m crying bro someone air played Family Guy to the Jumbotron at the Field of 68 Opening Day Marathon 😭😭😭
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Jerry Jones was PISSED after watching the Cowboys lose today 👀
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Brian Kelly hearing the news that the Florida State job is open
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Watching the Cowboys literally being visually waterboarded every single fucking week 🫩 I don’t know why I do this to myself
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the israel palestine conflict in one picture
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It is 🫵🏼YOUR🫵🏼 patriotic duty to drink a beer today for Space U 🚀
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Sam Darnold is the biggest idiot on the planet Bailed out by K9 and the best defense in football last year
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Dear Alonza Barnett 💔
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I DONT NEED COCAINE BROTHER I GOT UCF FUCKING FOOTBALL!!!!
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We really went from the trenches of KFC Jefferson hoops to beating the No. 2 team in the country in the Bounce House We fucking deserve this shit man UCF athletics are SO back 🥹
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