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rants, shitposts, retweets, and whatnots. keminggris.

Joined February 2009
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Ada yg mau nemenin ketawa ga?
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BREAKING: NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang resigns
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IShowSpeed wins Streamer of the Year at the Streamer Awards Accepting his nomination completely in Indonesian
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Godzilla is just mildly creeped out and confused.
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They make it really really REALLY hard to sympathize with them for that extrajudicial killing incident.
Reuni Akbar 212 Makzulkan Gibran dan Mendukung pemerintahan Prabowo.
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“For me, what I like about movies, they give us the chance to be someone else.” Film: FALLING IN LOVE LIKE IN MOVIES (2023)
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Si beler resign karena minggu depan mau maen GTA VI. Info A1.
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BALIKIN GAK HOKBEN KAKA INI😭🫵
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O ataque da BALEIA ZUMBI no filme brasileiro 'MAR NEGRO' (2013). O diretor Rodrigo Aragão conta em entrevistas que a baleia mecânica chegou a enganar o IBAMA, que achou se tratar de um animal de verdade. Gravado em Guarapari, o filme usou mais de 1.500 litros de sangue falso.
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
jeremy latcham's grandma doesn't like demons you are in far worse luck lawrence
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> be El Salvador > send nerds to Haiti for UN thingie > gang kidnaps Salvadorian nerds > bukele says "give back" > gang "nah" > bukele says "ok we take back" > gang "nah, also you're a bitch" > bukele comes to take back > gang "wtf that's illegal, UN tell them something" > UN says "idk bro thats crazy" > bukele goes on social media > "does anyone know this houses coordinates? we will bomb it" > crowdsources OSINT nerds > OSINT nerds deliver exact coordinates in like, 30 minutes > bombs it exactly as promised > goes on social media > calls them pussies tl;dr OSINT nerds on Twitter called in Airstrike like it's Call of Duty, never been seen before on social media
Nou kenbe pwomès nou… Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a. Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen. Ala lach yo lach! 🥲
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Good lord 😂😭😭
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Always check for Scorpio
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I’m straight up obsessed with this dad who watches Naruto and then discusses it with his daughter. The POVs from older folks whose brains aren’t internet fried are so precious and with the tides of time marching on, fleeting.
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Texas flips blue and they take away our Gunns #GunnControl
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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JUST IN: Joe Biden reveals Trump privately told him they would be “good friends” if it weren't for politics.
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time to embrace your real destiny mr jimmy goon
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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