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iβve seen the Knocked Loose wall-of-death clip from DC and have come to realize thereβs nothing more punk than paying a lot of money to have a guy with a microphone yelling at you and telling you what to do
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Skipper Alan Hale Jr saw an UFO from th'docks o' Gilligan's Island (adjoining Jeffrey Epstein Bay). Ginger n MaryAnne: "was a sight to behold." Prof did the math (starstruycck n such):
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the worst thing about living rent free in the skull of someone who posts 100 times a day is that itβs super dark and dusty in there
also, if you conclude expressions of empathy or concern for others really means the person posting wants to fuck them, youβre the one thatβs fucked
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The death rituals of the imperial US political class are remarkable: βMy colleague and I might have disagreed from time to time about which people to exterminate, but in the end we are all Americans who agree and care deeply about the need to exterminate someone or other.β
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Banks are the only business in America where you can buy a dollar for sixty cents and the market will call you crazy for a decade before admitting you were right. A bank is a spreadsheet with a lobby. The spreadsheet is boring. The lobby has a bowl of butterscotch candies and a woman named Carol who has worked there since Reagan.
Carol knows which loans are going bad before the CFO does. Carol is not in the 10-K. You have to go to the lobby. There are 4,100 community banks left in America and maybe 300 of them trade below tangible book value while earning a 12% return on equity and sitting on a deposit base that took 80 years to build and cannot be replicated at any price.
The market thinks they are dying. The market is wrong. They are being acquired, one by one, at 1.6x book, by larger banks that have finally figured out that you cannot build a core deposit franchise with a mobile app and a Super Bowl commercial.
You are not buying a stock. You are buying the last 80 years of small-town trust, priced as if trust were a commodity. It is not a commodity. It is the only thing left on the balance sheet that Wall Street cannot manufacture.
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the Astros just got swept by the Rockies and have a team ERA of 6.05 (30th in MLB)
the Mariners just got swept by the Rangers and have a team OPS of .581 (30th in MLB)
starting Friday, it's the stoppable force vs. the movable object: Mariners/Astros 4-game series in Seattle
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to @thelittleidiot Mobyβs criticism of our song LOLA these are the words sent to me and Ray from our dear friend trans icon @jaynecounty27 #JayneCounty. I am highly insulted that MOBY would accuse my brother of being βunevolvedβ or transphobic in any way. theguardian.com/music/2026/mβ¦
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"Our game can change back.
Eventually, another George Brett will surface.
Heβll hit .360. Heβll homer 40 times.
Heβll drive in 160 runs.
Heβll strike out 75 times.
Heβll walk a hundred times.
His on-base percentage will be .420.
Our game is fluid.
Hitters will begin to beat the defensive shifts, and the pendulum will swing back.
The game evolves.
Itβs just a matter of time.
There are things about some professional athletes that I cannot stand, the pretense, the egos, the pomposity, the greed."
Ted Simmons.
Retired with more RBI than Johnny Bench, more runs scored than Gary Carter, more hits than Carlton Fisk, higher batting average than Yogi Berra.
Drove in more RBI than all catchers except Yogi Berra.
Ted Simmons rebelled against baseballβs reserve clause, refused to sign a $25,000 contract, feeling he deserved bigger raise.
An anti-war activist, heavily criticized the Nixon administration, and wore his hair so long that he was nicknamed βSimba.β
Legend!!!
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Jim Palmer threw five innings in a spring training game, then began his outfield running program, back when pitchers would run laps on the warning track while the game continued.
With a young Mike Flanagan in the Oriolesβ dugout, Earl Weaver called Flanagan over.
βSee that guy?β Weaver told Flanagan, pointing at Jim Palmer.
βJust do what he does and youβll never have a problem playing in the big leagues.β
Earl Weaverβs Ten Laws of Baseball.
1. No oneβs going to give a damn in July if you lost a game in March.
2. If you donβt make any promises to your players, you wonβt have to break them.
3. The easiest way around the bases is with one swing of the bat.
4. Your most precious possessions on offense are your 27 outs.
5. If you play for one run, thatβs all youβll get.
6. Donβt play for one run unless you know that run will win a ballgame.
7. Itβs easier to find four good starters than five.
8. The best place for a rookie pitcher is long relief.
9. The key step for an infielder is the first oneβleft or rightβbut before the ball is hit.
10. The job of arguing with the umpires belongs to the manager, because it wonβt hurt the team if he gets kicked out of the game.
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Before Venus and Serena, there was sisters Margaret and Matilda Peters πΎ
#BHM
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Replying to @OfficiallyIce
They disrespect everyone. This isnβt a real place. Thereβs a few real people still. But a guy bought this place and made it where you can get paid for saying idiotic shit. Thereβs no way to tell if people are saying what they really feel. A bunch of fake pages. Making fake news. Making fake videos and pictures. And the only way you can tell is if you use the robot that he made too.
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"When our far-off courtship began, one that would depend more on trust and patience than actual presence.
Letters, telepathic wishes, and occasional phone calls at a time when long-distance calling was prohibitively expensive.
On tour in some obscure town spying a phone booth, I would pocket everyoneβs change, stop our tour bus by the side of a road, and call, even for a few minutes, just to hear his voice..."
"Bread of Angels"
Patti Smith, wife of Fred 'Sonic' Smith.
"Right now, right now, itβs time to
Kick Out The Jams, Mother-F*ckers!β
Wayne Kramer.
MC5 singer Rob Tynerβs strong batting stance while playing baseball in Ann Arbor, 1970, in the company of MC5 guitarist Fred "Sonic" Smith and The Rationals' leader Scott Morgan next to him in the hat on the far left.
Smith and Morgan would later form Sonic's "Rendezvous Band"
Bob Seger pitched.
Photo by former Bob Seger roadie Tom Wechsler.
Go easy.
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Trumpβs recent grotesque posting on Truth Social should disqualify him for well, anything in public life. but the same is true of Linda McMahonβs husband uttering an N bomb live on a PPV or her son in law (the current fitness czar) doing a deeply racist NOD parody. fuck βem all
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On May 13, 1985 in Philadelphia, the Pennsylvania State Police dropped a bomb from a helicopter onto a Black neighborhood.
11 people were killed, 5 of whom were children.
As we see ICE terrorize communities, understand that saying βthis isnβt who we areβ is false.
.@bigheadbets Josh Allen, Jim
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I think these things are both true:
1. The Dodgers TV deal is an advantage no other team has and it creates some (pretty reasonable) frustration among other fan bases.
2. LAβs TV deal should not provide total cover for the pathetic behavior of like 20 other owners.
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We care so much about saving the body and care so little about saving the soul.
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Maybe the best column on the reality that sports betting scandals are here to stay, and the leagues involved have largely no one to blame but themselves
The real takeaway from the NBA betting scandal? The complicity of all of sports nytimes.com/athletic/6744482β¦

























