@john_playful

✋😁🤚 writer of “bird pizza” if you know what that is follow me on EVERYTHING: @john_playful

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2019
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DOE EYED Final Trailer
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Damn That Bastard God for Making that Delicious Fruit turn You Evil
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The Israel pavilion at Epcot was a massive disappointment. Why were all the employees seventeen year old psychopaths from the upper west side? And why was their only food option dominos
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Hiiiiiiii twinenenem 🤞😄😛🙈
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*tiktok food reviewer voice* Today we are in the Crystalline beaches of Key Largo Florida to try what people say is the most Succulent Alligator Penis South of the Mason Dixon line — and potentially — the entire. Freaking. world.
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Got my ass quite frankly
john playful@john_playful9h
You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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I write on and voice a little cartoon called Bird Pizza w my friends it would mean a lot if you check us out on IG/Tiktok/Youtube at Nondescript Video Club @nondescriptvids thanks :)
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You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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If you wanna make the world a better place, take ahold of your cock, and masturbate
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Nice to meet you, I’m Sexual Niceguy, and this is my wife, Brianna Niceguy.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOK
Ryan Clark
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They say everything is bigger in Texas, but Skattebo don’t give a damn! Sometimes you gotta bully the bully, and he started in the first quarter and didn’t stop until the Giants walked it off with the game-winning run in overtime! People got ran over, tackles got broken, and celebrations were on repeat. My man had folks in compromising positions all afternoon! 😂😂 @thepivot sports on @youtube. #ThePivotSports #ThePivot #Skattebo #Giants youtu.be/UetU6hyLg0g
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5 pound Meat Tube@loserbale8h
It's for you dog, it's lit
john playful@john_playful9h
You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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Terrified of Gorging on “The Dangerous Burger”
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Digge546
@digge54618h
Boom or Bust, Weeks 1-7 📊 Looks like JJ is much cleaner than Jameis so far. Pay no attention to the outlier Jaxson friggin Dart
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Lmfao is McCarthy actually good
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Never went cyberspycho
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So how exactly is this “Lonely Stoner” freeing his mind at night— ohhhhhhhohoho okay okay 😌😏 ohkay hahaha okay yeah I see what your sayen 😛🙈
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I’d Hate being Killed In the Worst way
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You don’t even need to watch past the first frame or read the caption to intuit that she is about to say something so mindblowingly slow.
Richard Gaisford@richardgaisfordOct 22
Illuminating exchange with a 19 year old voter in Detroit, worried about @AbdulElSayed’s name. @AJEnglish #Midterms2026 #Michigan
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Genuinely a travesty man
Kala Elizabeth #SaveMassEffect
@kalaelizabethOct 22
A BioWare dev on reddit leaked a Mass Effect 5 trailer... it's called MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE and it's fucking gorgeous. I'm crying. This is everything I wanted. They were a lot farther than we thought. FUCK EA
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Jokes on the rival king who gifted me it, because I have PLENTY of uses for a White Elephant
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