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John Allender

@johnallender

I'm a huge fan of bay area sports, music, and women. Go Niners, Giants, Warriors, Sharks, good music, and sexy women!

 Denver, CO
Joined March 2009
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Louisiana knows how to do food. I’m impressed
On this #NationalPineappleDay always remember👇
Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) profile pictureGordon Ramsay
@GordonRamsay4 Apr 2017
Pineapple does not go on top of pizza..... xitter.gq/carlodagostino/status/…
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You taunt the refs for a year and this is what happens lol. #NOvsLAR
Respect
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@DreGreenlaw30 Apr 2019
Ok everybody was tweeting about this story and didn’t want to respond because I wasn’t sure what they were talking about and the girl called me and I instantly remembered she was my high school friend and I was just looking out for her
#magnets
Dustin Westover (@dustin852) profile pictureDustin Westover@dustin8529 Mar 2019
Today ended in a y #magnets
#magnets
Charlie Dahlke (@Charlie_Dahlke) profile pictureCharlie Dahlke@Charlie_Dahlke9 Mar 2019
I kinda liked my day today. #magnets
Love playing Cards Against Humanity #magnets
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Dustin Westover@dustin85231 Mar 2016
Would you believe it was 70 yesterday? Playing with a new G5 #LGG5DENVER
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Happy birthday Bobby!!
Dave Whitaker (@dwhita01) profile pictureDave Whitaker@dwhita015 Jan 2019
Big Happy Birthday shout-out today to @DMA_SOM_SPV who always follows through for all of us in the #Northwest! Happy Birthday, Bobby!!
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Replying to @johnallender @EA @dustin852
Totally agree, glad you posted this! I was confused too.
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Shaun Alexander's matchup is more favorable in my opinion
Matt Miller (@nfldraftscout) profile pictureMatt Miller
@nfldraftscout13 Dec 2018
.@stephenasmith Should I start Jamaal Charles or LaDainian Tomlinson in fantasy tonight?
Lone tree is ready for the big @SprintPartnerUp. @sprint @dwhita01 @keelyjoy @DMA_SOM_SPV
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The Browns are even the worst at cutting players. #HardKnocks
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Amazing
Hadie Mart (@CostcoRiceBag) profile pictureHadie Mart@CostcoRiceBag23 Aug 2018
IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....
This is just great xitter.gq/allenwallace/status/10…
And counting.... xitter.gq/sinow/status/100529180…
Sports Illustrated (@SInow) profile pictureSports Illustrated
@SInow9 Jun 2018
Hey Steph, how many rings do you have?
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SFGiants
@SFGiants6 May 2018
How sweep it is: atmlb.com/2rqJtc4 #SFGiants
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ESPN
@espn6 May 2018
KD on how to guard KD: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tim Elmore
@TimElmore6 May 2018
Our job is to prepare the child for the path, not the path for the child.
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