John Cessna (@johncessna) header
John Cessna (@johncessna) profile picture

John Cessna

@johncessna

Media producer, content strategist, recovering road comic. Purdue MFA, Michigan MBA, not the famous wrestler.

 Ann Arbor, Michigan
JohnCessna.com
Joined June 2008
  • Tweets37.7K
  • Following333
  • Followers1.7K
2.5KMedia
Photo by John Cessna (@johncessna)Photo by John Cessna (@johncessna)Photo by John Cessna (@johncessna)Photo by John Cessna (@johncessna)Photo by John Cessna (@johncessna)Photo by John Cessna (@johncessna)Photo by John Cessna (@johncessna)Photo by John Cessna (@johncessna)Photo by John Cessna (@johncessna)Photo by John Cessna (@johncessna)
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end." "Well, Biden, I went down and got it for you."
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
3
71
7
280
Some say the scariest undead ghoul of all is this platform.
1
48
Replying to @ATTHelp
@ATTHelp question about wireless promos for iPhone 17 Pro Max. A couple weeks ago it looked like I could trade in my iPhone 13 Pro Max for $1100 and now only iPhone 14’s and above are eligible for $1100. Looks like my 13 Pro Max is only worth $700–when did that change?
1
3
1
336
Any further info @ATTHelp ?
1
42
When I got my MBA we were reading all these Harvard Business Review cases about Xerox and US Steel, but never about small businesses like the lady who sells used mirrors on Facebook dressed as a ghost.
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
1
1
313
Anamorphic aquarium.
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
1
104
Happy 4th of July from this auto shop that exclusively works in German cars. 🎇
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
1
1
1
119
Show me the peer-review.
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
1
4
117
None of you has ever seen an F5?
65
the dreams we had as children
Image from Bryan Minear (@bryanminear)
5
27
166
6,156
Happy Father’s Day. I hope you had enough good parallel parking jobs to land you on the Nice list so the spirit of Bob Vila brings you a fresh pair of New Balances.
1
124
I’m 39 years old. I have 2 masters degrees. I just had to look up the definition of a word used on NASCAR.com. Apparently they all know how to turn left and what “peripatetic” means.
1
2
84
Waiting for the R5 Mk II
CanonUSA (@CanonUSA) profile pictureCanonUSA
@CanonUSA16 May 2024
biggest photography regret?
1
125
Somewhere a psychopath is crafting a terrible LinkedIn post about how the northern lights are a perfect example of how working nights and weekends produces striking beauty. Don’t be that guy.
3
116
Jimmy John’s casually threatening to nuke the Mediterranean.
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
3
162
One of the greatest race horses of all time begins his quest for glory today at the #KentuckyDerby. His name will be amongst the greats: Man of War, Secretariat, & Mystik Dan. I can’t wait for there to be a triple crown winner named after a guy who sells crystals at a truck stop.
2
540
With all apologies to @taylorswift13 , we only got through half the opening track before my 2 year old declared we were “all done” and change to “Elmo’s song.” The queen took her shot but couldn’t dethrone the furry red king.
1
126
You’re watching Fallout. I’m living it.
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
1
2
147
I attended Purdue from 2004-2010. Clearly all the success the 2024 basketball team is having is thanks to me and the lasting mark I left. #BoilerUp
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
1
6
259
Took my camera down to a pier where I was told there was a one-finned dolphin. This dude looked at me and was like, “I chased that idiot off weeks ago.” - - - #myfujifilm
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
83
Tired of all the wokeness in academia
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
1
3
154
My family downsized from 2 cars to 1 EV. Is this saving the world?
Image from John Cessna (@johncessna)
117
Load more