John Pennington, Ph.D., CEM

Ouija Board for the Win in the end on finding the location. #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

It would be absolutely comical, though, if Miriam came busting through the door of the War Room screaming... FOUND IT, FOUND IT!! #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

Since the X feed is all screwed up, I am going to tee up my season farewell now. Thanks, everyone, for a GREAT season of SNARKS and SNARKISMS! Blessings to all and safe summer travels. #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

Wow... this has been a joke. I am the most optimistic person I know, and I am going to need therapy from the disappointment of this "finale". Just... wow. #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

If they are previewing Philosophy-Jack at the Table of Regrets this early in the show... we are in for a major (but fully expected) LET DOWN. – at Farmers Loop, AK

Well, if wood were treasure (like they seem to be pushing), they're LOADED!!! #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

Their reactions are sad. This whole season is sad. I hope this isn't it, I really do. #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

Well, there's your treasure, folks... season ends here. #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

Billy doesn't corrode, and he works inside precious metals. #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

This isn't a 2 hour finale (right?l... which speaks volumes. #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

That pile of dirt looks too fresh... like it was barged in from a gold mine pit down the road from me... staged?!? 😉 #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

Stop... Hammer Drill. #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

Meanwhile... Bedrock. Meh. Freaking meh. #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

I heard this finale will adjust the timelines on the original depositors back a smidge 😉 #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

Well, hello, Cursers... let's get ready for EPIC disappointment! #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

It's been a well spent hour of venting some authentic snark with you all! On that note, I bid you adieu. 😉 #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

Emma turning into a Breck girl... no one knows what I am talking about. LOL #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

I vote for Billy for Oak Island Majority Leader. He knows the system, rarely speaks, but is controlling the actual flow of important work. Billy... the man. #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

It'd be so typical and yet utterly ironic if they drew straight lines back across the Atlantic from those stakes... and it leads straight to Xena's European gravesite. LOL #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK

Rick, a five and an eight together? I see it ALL the time. #OakIslandCursers – at Farmers Loop, AK