Everyone's always saying that they're going to 'jump in the shower', but I bet nobody ever does.

Happy Fathers Day to all the fathers out there: Father Ted, Father Brown, Father Time, Father Away, Father Dear Father with Patrick Cargill, The Godfather, The Godfather II, God the Father, God the Father II, Daddy Cool, Sugar Daddy, and Daddy Warbucks. And the Dada-ist movement

The internet should be text only.

For a second I thought there was a Dalek on this Moulin Rouge poster.

Seems risky, but I suppose it worked for Taggart.

I thought it was meant to be fast.

Corpses in films and TV shows should only be played by actual dead people. #deadface

“Scores of us are dying every day, while we choke on your plastic.” "Although, now I think of it, we do have an instantaneous solution for that." #TWBTLATS

First Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, now this.

Oh, boy, now Not-Prince Andrew can't go to a particular nightclub anymore. He's really getting punished. mirror.co.uk/news/royals/and…

Asworstos more like.

Hang on, is 'The Long Walk' just 'The Running Man' but slower?

Just reached the seemingly inevitable episode in yet another detective series, where the detective's family member is in danger. How often does this actually happen in real life?

It's very confusing when a Scottish TV murder mystery has a character called Murdo.

Just got back from watching Superdog.

I've #justsponsored Helen Douglas, who's fundraising for Odd Arts on @JustGiving. Donate now justgiving.com/page/helen-do…