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John Jess

@johnhjess

What is my life if not for your amusement

 Chicago, IL
Joined December 2012
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Chicago Cubs
@Cubs22h
HAGS (had a great season)
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Not just her best set. A BEST SET
ALISON WONDERLAND (@awonderland) profile pictureALISON WONDERLAND
@awonderlandNov 8
That was my best set
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I just want to say that @awonderland set last night was, hands down, the best DJed multi-genre set I’ve ever heard. 100/10, no notes to the absolute legend
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The Governor map is even more insane #Midterms
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I want a hunger games style edit of every republican that lost tonight PLAY THE CANONS
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I thought they usually just flipped in private…crazy seeing this many flip in the open
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Cinema
Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) profile pictureLiam Nissan™
@theliamnissanNov 4
BREAKING NEWS: GREG ABBOTT WHEELY WHEELY SAD
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Ummmmm I’m not even that 💅
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 30
Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach? JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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what a photo
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What awful AI is this
Deva Hazarika (@devahaz) profile pictureDeva Hazarika
@devahazOct 23
Wait this is real lol wtf ok now I want to hear JD smugly explaining how this was a genius video for Trump to post
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Getting ready for a brewers sweep
Lake Michigan (@LakeMichigan13) profile pictureLake Michigan@LakeMichigan13Oct 15
Proudly getting raucous 🌊🌊
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This is so accurate because all I could think is “how will she rage bait her boss”
Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) profile pictureJasmine('s boobs hurt)@Ranting_TransOct 15
"The television series Visionquest features the villain Ultron, who decided to kill everyone on Earth after seeing everything on the internet, despite the fact that the internet also hosts the Belgium techno-anthem 'Pump up the Jam'."
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Lost to Kentucky Got Scuba’d on by a child Lane Kiffin… there’s no coming back
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Me: waiting 20 min for my food in a busy restaurant and being upset MHJ: can’t run routes, get separation, or take the OCs attention from a TE
Tej Seth (@tejfbanalytics) profile pictureTej Seth
@tejfbanalyticsOct 10
Marvin Harrison Jr. thinking he's going to play the Lions secondary and then not being able to is like when you think the waiter is bringing your order but drops it off at someone else's table
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Tej Seth
@tejfbanalyticsOct 10
Marvin Harrison Jr. thinking he's going to play the Lions secondary and then not being able to is like when you think the waiter is bringing your order but drops it off at someone else's table
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slushy 🍧@Slushy515Sep 20
I love that we can just make the most out of whatever we’re given
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𐙚jill@shortyisdead555Sep 20
when dubstep is so unserious that when the evacuation message starts playing u think it’s a flip for a second
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When I say Paul killed it, I mean 🤯🤯 From the second drop I knew the set was gonna be goated and filthy/trap/rage/wavenscoon delivered 🤌
PAUL (@RAVENSCOON) profile picturePAUL
@RAVENSCOONSep 18
WAKE UP BABE ITS RAVENSCOON DAY AT LOST LANDS!!!!!!! MAINSTAGE AHHHHHHHHHH
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The margin is so large I have DJ friends who played both fests decide to leave arc and go to NC. In the middle of the fest
Percules (@berktaughtyou) profile picturePercules@berktaughtyouSep 5
all the arc glazers that shit on north coast, imma take this opportunity to say that north coast by not a large margin, is the better run festival if we're being honest
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