Husband, father, brother, friend, comedian and not the sheriff of Orange County #iminareally
Dallas, TX
Joined February 2013
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I’m getting too old.
This poor kid was standing outside Lowe’s trying to sell their bathroom remodel product. As I was walking in he asked me “What is the one thing you could change about your bathroom?”
I responded “The way I shit”
#getoffmylawn
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"Breaker one, breaker one, I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb. Crazy Cooter comin' at ya."
Damn ... RIP Cooter 😭
Could the AAC be utilized as Dallas City Hall should the vote pass next week to abandon/demolish the current city hall?
Seriously though- what a bunch of idiots running our city. #iminareally
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Less than 24 hours after their final game, our seniors walk across the graduation stage together.
This special group embodied toughness, resilience, selflessness, and true brotherhood. Beyond proud of the Class of 2026 and all they’ve meant to Jesuit Baseball.
#GoRangers
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Unreal. Mysterious dog saves the day by leading police to missing child. No kidding, just like Lassie.
Seriously NBC? You transition from celebrating the Super Bowl winner to re-airing Lindsey Vonn breaking her leg? So glad we can all go to bed feeling good! 🤦🏻♂️#agonyofdefeat #iminareally
Nobody cares about the Olympics any longer because you can’t open a single app or website without the results already being posted and spoiled for you hours before they air on the NBC nightly broadcast.
Well done online gaming advertisers. Half of the presents under the tree were from ads we saw while playing games on our phones.
Oh great- the GMC holiday commercial is back. The man whistles and someone releases a dog. The woman whistles and a truck comes over the hill. Again, how were the friends who released the gifts able to differentiate between the two whistles?
I’ve become that relative nobody looks forward to being with at holiday gatherings #getoffmylawn