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Husband. Father of two boys. Pediatric cardiac ICU nurse. Informatics dork. Lefty golfer. Velcren. Kicking cancer's ass sideways.

Pennsauken, NJ
Joined July 2007
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Why do I still play golf? Because for 2 hours I can leave cancer and all my bullshit back in the parking lot with my other shoes. #fuckcancer #grind #lglg
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On my 45th bday, the first female president of the United States prosecuted the final argument against the 45th president and his total lack of qualifications to lead the greatest experiment in human history. No one is perfect but the gap between the two candidates is a chasm.
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Happy birthday @velcren
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Scan Day. Breakfast of Champions. #fuckcancer
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Kudos to @tattooedgolf and @_maxradness for taking the @chasingscratch0 @velcren calf tat game up a few notches
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I see Scooby Doo.
If you're right-brained, you'll see a fish. If you're left-brained, you'll see a mermaid.
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I ordered enchiladas, and I ate em...
If I have to explain this, you’re too young to be following me
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#velcren. Thoughts?
When someone says “Wayne”, who’s the first person that comes to mind?
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Tim Walz is always hoping Guster will play FaFa, but reminds his friends "if there aren't any horns, we're not gonna hear it”
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I guarantee there is a wook at Phish tonight that could medal in this sport during a rainstorm.
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No worries....this is just the part of the movie before Special K meets Turbo and Ozone.
I’m sorry but break dancing shouldn’t be an Olympic sport 🤣😂
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On Dad Memes and Toward a Tim Walz Theory of Attention (why corny jokes and optics actually matter...and why Vance is too online) theatlantic.com/technology/a…
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I haven’t seen such controversy at an event at the Hilton in Chicago since Dr. Richard Kimble confronted Dr. Charles Nichols about switching the samples back in ‘93.
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Last one…I promise.
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I do not want to be a conspiracy guy, but it looks like Marjorie Taylor Greene is using PEDs now.
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