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I'm a dragon hunter, currently no dragons to hunt so now I write, do comedy, funny videos, & other things while I wait for the dragons to return and they will.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2009
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Replying to @BradBeauregardJ
It's not going to be the country we've known. The poorest among us voted for oligarchy and so it will be.
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YES TO ALL THIS!!!
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Sometimes you lose money in the short term but save integrity in the long term. 2025 will be about boundaries and knowing where you stand with people in life and business. No more wasted energy, time is too precious to waste on the wrong people or environments.
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I am gonna keep showing this proof to remind people that Donald Trump has cheated the election. And we all demanded a recount!!!!! #Recount2024 #RecountBattlegroundStates #Recount #TrumpCheatedAgain
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“Defund NPR” hey @NPR let’s make a new Inner City talk show based in Los Angeles called “De Fun NPR”
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You call it an eating disorder. I call it wifey material.
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Why yes internet stranger, I have tweets that contradict each other. It's a timeline, not a deposition
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The Deadpool And Wolverine movie has so many easter eggs and all the fan service that makes it one of those movies that is simple to rewatch. Deadpool asking about the bazooka and Elektra saying "That's Punisher's 184" is the comic book when Daredevil fought the Punisher.
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The Joker 2 is DC's version of The Suicide Squad but with an even worse Harley Quinn.
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Just taking Roxy the poodle for a walk while breaking down the wildest rumor from Springfield, Ohio—Haitians eating cats and dogs? 🐩🐱🐶 You can’t make this stuff up! 😅 Let’s dive into some satire on today’s news. #Satire #Comedy #SpringfieldRumors #CurrentEvents #RoxyThePoodle
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Is that Biden in a *Trump* hat after the Kamala Harris debate?! 🤯😂 Politics just took a wild turn! #Biden #TrumpHat #KamalaHarris #PoliticalHumor #Election2024 #Comedy #Satire
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This is exactly what’s happening!! Whether you believe it or not!!
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work in progress painting #SonOfAHollywood
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I'll just let this be an indicator of how much The Church (1989) slaps
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Rob Schneider has just announced he will NOT be watching the Olympics on TV which shocked me, because I figured he’d already pawned his TV.
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