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john speranza

@johnsperanza

هو/له

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Joined May 2008
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Posting this whenever anyone tweets at me
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Imagine how sublime it would be if the last words we ever heard from him were “now envision chandeliers”
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@atlanticesque12h
Is this good
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I've been saying it for years, this place is a silo, like most text-based social platforms. there is no "repeal the 19th" cohort. there is no "100 million deportations" cohort. there is no "everyone hates Indian Americans" cohort. people on this website have been "yes and"ing themselves into fake golden ages and meme wars and none of it is real. None of it.
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a ♡@canucksaz16h
not the habs stray
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We’re making it illegal to tweet like this Starting in 2027 you have to punctuate your sentences and group them in paragraphs No more tweeting like you’re out of breath from chopping a bunch of firewood
Buck Sexton (@BuckSexton) profile pictureBuck Sexton
@BuckSextonNov 4
Texas just gave a Senate seat to a sexually ambiguous anti-meat communist who needs 14 days of solitude to recover from a sniffle Pretty much sums up the whole night
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All this Malfoid shit was for the benefit of like 10,000 internet-poisoned freaks, half of whom probably live in Alberta anyway
ettingermentum (@ettingermentum) profile pictureettingermentum
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Every single element of their insipid masturbatory communications strategy was designed around what young men supposedly liked. No single group shifted more to the left.
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Democratic sacrificial lambs in Trump +69 districts getting the call at 2 am on Wednesday that they’re going to be county groundwater commissioner.
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knives - chaos agent.@Kni7esNov 4
Republicans don't even Anakin post anymore. They just look at you like this.
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they're doing this to anybody who unironically said the word "dysgenic" this year
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The crashout among the extremely online Malfoid/Anakin demographic reminds me an awful lot of the aftermath of 2004 (with the colors reversed, obviously). Absolutely no mental model of what their ideological opponents could possibly be thinking
Isaac Saul (@Ike_Saul) profile pictureIsaac Saul
@Ike_SaulNov 4
These results are a reminder that X is an insane right-wing echo chamber
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John Ganz@lionel_trollingNov 4
It is genuinely heartening that a national strategy based on ginning up racial animus just fell absolutely flat.
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slim riggins@rigginsslimNov 4
get ready to learn El Salvadoran buddy
Stephen Miller (@StephenM) profile pictureStephen Miller
@StephenMNov 3
Send a message to the corrupt media, corrupt Democrats and corrupt leftwing politicians who want to steal your future and destroy the inheritance of your children. Get to the polls and protect the ones you love.
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Beff (e/acc) (@beffjezos) profile pictureBeff (e/acc)
@beffjezosNov 1
The Anakin edits might turn the tides of the midterms
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I was told Malfoid/Anakin memes were going to prevent this
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Tangential but after 20+ years I’ve finally ascended to a level of Editor Brain where not only do typos no longer bother me but I actually take visceral delight in rare and weird ones like “mallace”
NIK (@ns123abc) profile pictureNIK
@ns123abcNov 3
> Railway gets caught hacking competitor's infra > “sorry, my agents accidentally did it” This is insane
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British TV looks so shitty I honestly thought when this first went around that it was an unearthed clip from like 1995
Lord Arse! (@Lord_Arse) profile pictureLord Arse!
@Lord_ArseNov 1
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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Just got paid the last $6.26 the long-gone Pizza Hut in Lafayette, Colorado owed me from when I worked there in 1997
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I hate the time change so much I wrote a poem about it
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Last year, but the sentiment remains
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Genuinely do not want to fight about it all day so I’m gonna vaguepost a little but Unitedstatesians are fortunate there’s another country in the Western Hemisphere whose people have absurd delusions of grandeur re: manifest destiny
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