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@johnwrightpdx
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OK, time for Blue Falcon vs Gray Duck. #VPDebate2024
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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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I #VoteEvander for @MLS Player of the Matchday!
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When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.
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If the announcer is going to put ethnic emphasis on every name, can I request Zac McGraw said with a Scottish brogue. #RCTID
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I would never get this shirt. I see "Bear" "Grills" and I'm not thirsty for anything yellow.
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Anyone else watching the Euros awards presentation just to see if the head of the Spanish Football Federation forcibly kisses any of the players on the lips? Supposedly it's perfectly normal.
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I know that defensive formations and who we're playing against have a lot to do with how a goalie does, but if I were Goalie B I would be slightly concerned about my starting position. #RCTID
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Some of my best revelations come after my wife, "...just said that 15 minutes ago".
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Life of Brian popped into my head while watching Dune (part 2).
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Watching my Timbers #goaldust video for Antony and @erikkeating makes a surprise cameo.
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I'd rather be rich then lucky. That way I don't have to make a choice between the two.
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Today marks the 100th time I've confused these two icons.🥳
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They're coming from Latin America. Nobody speaks Latin anymore.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn29 Feb 2024
Trump: People who don't speak languages. We have languages coming in to our country, nobody that speaks those languages. They're truly foreign languages. Nobody speaks them
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They called us a Cinderella team. Not because we were any good, but because our uniforms looked like they were made by birds and mice.
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DaBella, Dafuq?
Ryan Clarke (@RyanTClarke) profile pictureRyan Clarke@RyanTClarke15 Nov 2023
The Portland Timbers’ new kit sponsor has leaked online, and I’ve been able to confirm it, including with a photo from tonight inside Providence Park. DaBella. A local home improvement contractor. #RCTID oregonlive.com/timbers/2023/…
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The Nashville player was in his own half the last time a teammate touched the ball. It shouldn't matter it was a deliberate back pass or not. He is onside. Not that it mattered. #NSHvORL
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Today, on September 30th, we observe Orange Shirt Day, also known as the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. This day is dedicated to the Indigenous children who were taken from their families and forced into residential schools. orangeshirtday.org/
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Friend: Looks like you got some sun. Did you go on vacation? Me: Yeah. Friend: Where'd you go? Me: Outside.
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20 years ago they were a hip doughnut shop with fun toppings. They still are, but other shops have popped up with tastier doughnuts and Voodoo has the same shtick. That said, I remember buying a bucket of day olds and passing them out to strangers. I still like a Memphis Mafia.
KATU News (@KATUNews) profile pictureKATU News@KATUNews24 Aug 2023
Per a USA Today analysis, Voodoo Doughnut has the dubious honor of being the most overrated tourist attraction in the world. katu.com/news/local/voodoo-m…
Voodoo? More like Voodon't: Portland's Voodoo Doughnut most overrated tourist attraction in the...

Voodoo? More like Voodon't: Portland's Voodoo Doughnut most overrated tourist attraction in the...

It's safe to say that Portland's Voodoo Doughnut has become one of the quintessential tourist stops in the city - but, according to a recent survey, it's better

katu.com
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