I have reached the age where I have stopped keeping score of my birthdays in the hope the Grim Reaper will do the same. No entendre left undoubled.

Pembrokeshire
Joined March 2011
Jon Coles ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ retweeted
My James Bond audition went very well...
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Replying to @nicolelampert
These clowns are unhinged. They thrive on causing outrage. They need mocking & ridicule... xitter.cf/Never_Again2020/statusโ€ฆ
Do you suffer from Israel Derangement Syndrome?
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Jon Coles ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ retweeted
For the avoidance of doubt (since some have been asking), the 800 on the Scottish public payroll without proper jobs does NOT include the 129 MSPs in Holyrood ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Astounding Sunday Times investigation reveals new scandal in SNPโ€™s Socialist Scotland: 800 NHS, central government, council and quango workers whose jobs no longer exist but remain on the public payroll because of the SNPโ€™s โ€˜no public-sector redundancyโ€™ policy. Estimated cost of paying people to do nothing: ยฃ27m a year. One NHS Highland worker has been receiving a full salary and benefits for 17 years despite not having a specific job. The health board refused to say what the worker had been doing for almost two decades and how much they had been paid. Likely cost to the taxpayer is expected to be far higher with several public bodies refusing to disclose salaries for hundreds of the workers awaiting redeployment.
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Jon Coles ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ retweeted
I've created a progress tracking App that let's you know what percentage of Palestine you have freed so far, by calling people C*nts on the internet and pretending to like Knee Cap.
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Born on this day in 1925, former Prime Minister Maggie Thatcher.
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Jon Coles ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ retweeted
Replying to @andyburnham
They were not "senselessly killed". They were murdered, raped, and mutilated with extreme deliberation and forethought.
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Jon Coles ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ retweeted
Pretty much accurate
Feminism: a woman can be whatever she likes. Genderism: Any man can be a woman if he likes. Feminism: a woman does not have to be feminine. Genderism: a woman is a person who performs femininity. Feminism: misogyny is hatred of females. Genderism: gag on my fat trans cock, TERF.
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Jon Coles ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ retweeted
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it late at nigh, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. Itโ€™s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #Book
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Jon Coles ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ retweeted
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Jon Coles ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ retweeted
Replying to @GeoffNorcott
Can't take U2 seriously after Bill Bailey's observation. youtu.be/H8dZwXnMrRU
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downingdraft.com/r/GBOJLw_k Not badโ€ฆ Key tip - always appoint Michael Gove to Education or Housing
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