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Jonny

@JonnyGuild

Opinionated, competitive and about as funny as Ecoli. Marketeer, runner, tennis ball chaser and @MotherwellFC fan. **Hates people who clap when a plane lands**

 Edinburgh
Joined April 2009
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Best vox pop of the #GeneralElection2019 so far just happened to us in Derby. “Who are you voting for next week?”.... ....”Kate Garraway.” #ImACeleb @itvnews
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@JOE_co_uk23 Aug 2019
Richard Madeley has been back on Good Morning Britain - and has been pure Alan Partridge, as you'd expect
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@TeamGB4 Aug 2019
#OnThisDay in 2012 – at 9.02pm… 🇬🇧 After a trio of cycling and rowing golds earlier in the day, #SuperSaturday reached another level when golden girl @J_Ennis completed her heptathlon journey 😍
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Just another gif of a dog chasing a ball.
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To all the non-tennis-playing men who think they can win a point against Serena, watch this... 🙃👸🏾🎾
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Theresa May has discovered the joyous beauty of not giving a fuck, and it really suits her
Julian Druker (@Julian5News) profile pictureJulian Druker@Julian5News14 Jul 2019
Theresa May dances along to ABBA (again).... and unexpectedly, Van Halen’s Jump. (via Daily Mirror)
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🤑 What £80 million buys you in: 2009 - Cristiano Ronaldo 2019 - Harry Maguire #MUFC
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So happy to have won the relay today at #stmagnusmarathon with the dream team @hannah_l_grrr @jcm899 💪🏼. Such a brilliant day. Glad to have survived those hills! ⛰ #runningfamily #runorkney #relayrace #firstplace ift.tt/32dpsrb
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Boris Johnson spent £60m on construction, and £500,000 a month on running The Emirates Airline - the most expensive cable car ever built - in 2015. An investigation showed that it had only 4 daily users.
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Remember Boris Island Airport, which would have cost £100billion and caused significant environmental problems? He continued to call for the idea even after the Airports Commission had rejected the plans.
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Djokovic-Thiem is getting to the sort of stupid level of windy tennis that we used to see more of, like in the iconically absurd 2009 Indian Wells final. #RG19 (h/t @footfaulttennis)
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🔵🔴New flavour alert! 🔴🔵 Paterson's Blueberry & Cranberry Oat Bars are now available to purchase online! Visit paterson-arran.com/browse/al… to grab yours now! 😁 #veganfriendly #palmoilfree #handmade
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@edinburghmarathonfestival complete! Happy to have shaved off 4 mins from last year with a 1:54:26 finish 🏃‍♀️ #edinburghmarathonfestival #halfmarathon #sundayrunday #fitfam #bestwaytospendasunday @hannah_l_grrr @jcm899 @jonnyguild bit.ly/2VTnXKc
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@WorldAthletics3 May 2019
.@caster800m wins the women's 800m in a meeting record and world leading time of 1:54.98 #DohaDL 📸:@Diamond_League
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A very bad day for sport. Maybe the @iaaforg should focus their energy on systematic doping and deliberate cheating, rather than trying to punish natural talent #CasterSemenya
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People that clap when the plane lands...🥴🤦🏽‍♂️
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Oh wow
Richard Gaisford (@richardgaisford) profile pictureRichard Gaisford@richardgaisford2 Apr 2019
Katie Price & Mum now on @GMB. Mum, who currently lives in Spain, voted #LEAVE because she’s upset roads in Spain are in great condition and “we are paying for them”
Everyday is a training day 🍺🏃🏻🍺🏃🏻🍺🏃🏻🍺🏃🏻
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