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Julia

@jooooolia5

Freelance content writer. Podcast enthusiast. Worshipper of dogs.

 United States
Joined April 2010
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Guys, my handsome man died a month ago and I’m still so sad about it. Does someone have the number for across the 🌈 so I can call him? 🥺
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Facebook recipes will not rest until they have combined Mexican and Italian in a crockpot.
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I’m “learn about all the hip new music through KidzBop” years-old 👵🏻💃
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Missing this guy 💔
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😂 🎯
Geoff Pilkington (@geoffpilkington) profile pictureGeoff Pilkington
@geoffpilkington24 Nov 2022
Every Thanksgiving I think of this tweet because it sums it up perfectly.
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What black friday sale should I shop tonight to fill the void in my soul?
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If you apply your skincare and willingly let the product rub all over your jewelry, we can’t be friends
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chicago-style pizza implies the existence of AP style pizza
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He’s a 10 but eats poop.
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Millennials de-escalate by adding "lol" at the end of everything. AIM tendencies.
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My sweet prince lays in min 500 thread count, or something dead. There’s no in-between.
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Are you even a freelancer if you’re not googling “how much should I charge for [X]” for every quote? Then seeing an absurd range like $1 - $2k. 🙃🙃🙃
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We live in the attention economy Your ideal buyers likely spend 2 hours and 27 minutes on social media each day (That’s the average) If you’re sick of wasting time and money creating content that gets ignored, read this:
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This thread. Triggering yet validating as I “uh huh” into the void of my mom rehashing the same grudge from over 10 years ago.
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This sentence though 👌🏼: “While coastal fog isn’t unique to the California coast, few places in the world are so deeply associated with the ethereal movements and cooling spritz of fog’s peek-a-boo routine.” nytimes.com/interactive/2022…
The Elusive Future of San Francisco’s Fog (Published 2022)

The Elusive Future of San Francisco’s Fog (Published 2022)

Its ebb and flow has long defined life along the California coast. Now, some scientists fear climate change is causing an ethereal companion to fade away.

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I’m putting this out there: I’d love a speaking engagement. I know a fair bit about B2B SaaS companies—sales, marketing, operations—you name it. I’ve also written for some amazing brands. I was a public speaker throughout college, and would love to do it again! Retweet pls. ✨
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We call this being “forever unclean.”
Mike Solana (@micsolana) profile pictureMike Solana
@micsolana12 Sep 2022
my bf is on a plane to miami right now and a bulldog in the row next to him just had diarrhea. everyone freaked out, the dog owner began sobbing, and the dog escaped. now, covered in poo, it is running around the plane. people are lifting up their legs and screaming.
The double entendre 👌🏼 #copywriting
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Single-ply, no less.
Soren Bowie (@Soren_Ltd) profile pictureSoren Bowie@Soren_Ltd9 Sep 2022
Has anyone told ice cream shops about big napkins?
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