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“I’m just a simple man trying to make my way though the universe.” | Fire Every Referee in the NFL | Phillies | Giants | (Yes I know that makes no sense)

Manasquan, NJ
Joined July 2017
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Gimme like 8-12 months I could probably put up similar pitch tracking data to this
At this point, Trevor Bauer is going to need to play Banana Ball if he wants to ever step foot in an MLB stadium ever again.
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LEEEEEEK 🔥
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Enjoy unemployment @virginiafoxx
A 10-year old boy wrote Virginia Foxx a letter as part of a school project. He had to write a persuasive essay and he chose tax credits for electric vehicles. The congresswoman responded by ripping him & his teacher. Last night, voters retired Rep. Foxx.
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If Texas is blue in 2028 there is pretty much no electoral path for Republicans.
extremely rough 2028 initial predictions
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When he’s done being mayor, he can be the senator of NY for as long as he wants. Generational politician.
Mamdani: It is not enough for us as Democrats to win power. We have to use that power to deliver change that Americans can feel in their wallets.
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Jesus Christ please get this old man OUT
As Schumer says the new Dem majority prepared to take on Trump, I asked him about the new Dems in his ranks — like Adam Hamilton and Troy Jackson — who want him out as leader and say they won’t vote for him. “The issue is not me. I'll be reelected as majority leader. But the issue is focusing on the American people and what they want.”
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Giants by 50 (they’re gonna lose)
A QB change in Philadelphia: the Eagles are naming Joe Milton their starting QB and benching Tanner McKee for Sunday’s game vs. the Giants, per @mikegarafolo and me.
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Insane aura gamble and it happened 💀
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO NO WAY
CNN CALLS KANSAS FOR ADAM HAMILTON!!!
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Pete Hegseth going to jail
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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CNN: We can now project James Talarico will win the senate seat in Texas. We also can project Sherrod Brown will win the senate seat in Ohio.
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LOOK ME IN THE FUCKING EYES @GOP
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There is nothing like this app on Election Day when your preferred party is winning. I have been cackling scrolling my timeline for 10 minutes 😂😂😂 P.S: Donald Trump is a pedophile
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me every day: “God I hate this weak ass party, they never do shit right.” Me on Election Day:
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Don’t run mista Ted Cruz we coming for you next
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Replying to @BrinaBombs
truth nuke we'll take the CYA-4 tho
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Okay?
Giants and CB Greg Newsome reached agreement on a three-year, $46 million extension, including $32 million guaranteed, per @ErikBurkhardt of @RocNationSports. Newsome previously signed a one-year deal in free agency.
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Yeah we’re not getting baseball in 2027
Replying to @JeffPassan
In its proposal, MLB also set new numbers for its proposed cap and floor in 2028. The cap would be $258.2 million while the floor would be $180.2 million. In its previous proposal, the league had offered a $245.3 million ceiling and $171.2 million floor.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
National League Manager of the Year Finalists: Don Mattingly Pat Murphy Walt Weiss
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