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Head Coach of The Chicago Bears

Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2016
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Due to #Covid_19 cannibalism rates have dramatically decreased
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This is your fault @AndyRichter
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Hockey has been cancelled for like six hours and Canada solved coronavirus
Canadian Research team has isolated the COVID-19 virus - Sunnybrook Research Institute sunnybrook.ca/research/media…
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Smartest thing people are saying to combat this is to just stay home. That's it. Stay home. I don't know about y'all but I'm great at staying home. I've been training my whole life for this. I'm staying home real good and guess what? I'm doing it for the good of man. Stay home.
Right now, the question of social distancing isn’t just “Could I get sick?”; it’s “Could I unknowingly pass it to others?” You could be around immunocompromised people and not know it. If too many people get sick at once, it could overwhelm hospitals & systems. So stay home!
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Happy Birthday @ErikGriffin From his special AmERIKan Warrior. Check out his podcast Riffin With Griffin on ATC! #ATCpresents #riffinwithgriffin #blackpanther
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Is Defcon cancelled yet?
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Hey @MetalJesusRocks is metaljesusrocks[.]com yours? If so, it appears hacked. Happy to help or give advice pro-bono
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@MetalJesusRocks DM me I can share the details
Y2K wasn't overreaction; it was the successful result of an immense number of people doing an immense amount of work around the clock to ensure the impact would be minimized. "Overreaction" is when the response is not reciprocal to the threat, or does nothing to abate it.
Here is the thing to understand about flattening the curve. It only works if we take necessary measures before they seem necessary. And if it works, people will think we over-reacted. We have to be willing to look like we over-reacted.
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#NFGMADNESS National Champion My Friends Over You VS Hit Or Miss
58%My Friends Over You
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1,518 votes • Final results
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otherwise it’s just sparkling exploits
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This does not apply to American citizens or legal permanent residents or their families.
We will be suspending all travel from Europe, except the United Kingdom, for the next 30 days. The policy goes into effect Friday at midnight.
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I wanna fight Louis C.K. All proceeds go to sexual assault victims of Louis C.K.
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Can I legally beatup people in my office who dont wash hands now? Da fuh looking at these multi 6 figure folk without basic hygiene. Smh. My niece washes her hands and she's 2.
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Welp trying to leave Europe instantly Fuck
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