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i love my pithy one-liners | beetlesandstars on ao3 | mdni

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aah thank you!!! i’ve got a Lot of original fiction in the works, but i am also a musician so that is currently eating up my time. rest assured i’d make a big announcement if i publish anything original :D
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EVERYTHING IS BLUE HIS PILLS HIS HANDS HIS JEANS
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guy who is perpetually exasperated
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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hi! it's me, ao3 user Kryptonian - I don't actually have downloads of all of my fics, but thanks to Hayes, I do have about 50 or so put of 140 ish of em. please click here for access during these trying times drive.google.com/drive/folde… please download only for personal use 🙂
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this is so sweet 🥹 i’m so glad you enjoyed it, thank you for letting me know! 🩷
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S10E31: Double, Double Rated T / 4.7k words - happy halloween, we’re getting meta - crack treated seriously to the extreme - getting together :) ellipsus.com/read/4XoLTZ6Ylw…
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happy freaking #FemEddieFriday everyone. old sketch of her with a cold one. cheers to beers and queers 🍻🏳️‍⚧️
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I ❤️ KRÄM!!! jag är en riktig #creamer #creamteam
i wish that there was a sweet soup. like a dessert soup
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got an A+ 😁😁😁
about to do an exam i’ve spent exactly 2.5 minutes studying for. wish me luck guys 🩷
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AO3 IS DOWN AND I NEED IT TO WRITE MY SHOW. MY NAME IS TIM MINEAR AND I WORK ON 911 ON ABC.
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patrick stewart dead at 86, ao3 dead at 19. what is the point
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hello friends follow my priv if u wanna !! @joeynoglasses
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about to do an exam i’ve spent exactly 2.5 minutes studying for. wish me luck guys 🩷
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had a dream where a beautiful butch shoved me up against a wall to yell at me. i am bereft. i miss her
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my best friend couldn’t remember how to say “low waisted jeans” so he said “shallow woman pants”. men are so interesting
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just finished the first episode of the x-files. scully and mulder kiss eventually right????????
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so. what is there to do in frankfurt. i am #trapped for the time being
ao3 author curse is real TELL ME why my flight’s engine just said bye bye. we’re emergency landing in freaking frankfurt. i don’t have any NICOTINE. #myworstnightmare
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ao3 author curse is real TELL ME why my flight’s engine just said bye bye. we’re emergency landing in freaking frankfurt. i don’t have any NICOTINE. #myworstnightmare
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now that’s what i’m talking about
micro trope of all time: eddie affectionately calling buck an idiot and buck saying yeah but i'm your idiot
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only now, only you w/ @jothebeetle 8.8k words | explicit - b!Eddie, t!buck ft: quick shot buck (at the end, as a treat) - a drunk hookup, a poor choice of words, & an olive branch - they're messy and insecure and stupid but they get there in the end 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/94…
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