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Allis Chalmers Accelerationist

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mills@0ut0fthiswrlddNov 9
hard to explain, SNL 2002
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𓍝@solovisiosNov 10
Ban Wemby. Save Basketball.
𓍝 (@solovisios) profile picture𓍝@solovisiosNov 10
Wemby finger roll from the freethrow line πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@BallislifeNov 4
From David Robinson to Tim Duncan to Wemby @SheaSerrano on Spurs excellence
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@BallislifeNov 4
Not many 7 FOOTERS in NBA history could run, jump, shoot and play D like The Admiral and the Spurs have another! David Robinson made his NBA debut 37 years ago today: 23 PTS, 17 REB, 3 BLK (55% FG)
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San Antonio Spurs
@spursNov 6
San Antonio 🏠
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Joe Biden
@JoeBiden12 Feb 2024
Just like we drew it up.
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ilana kaplan@lanikapsNov 4
i can feel the millennial optimism slowly reentering my body
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gwen howerton@kissphoriaNov 4
American voters are addicted to electing Donald Trump and then going "wait a minute, I don't like this guy"
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YIMBYLAND
@YIMBYLANDNov 4
Do you realize how bad you have to govern for this to happen?
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MrBuckBuck
@MrBuckBuckNBANov 3
Victor Wembanyama Casually Juggles Ball with Feet and Passes to the ref Aaron Smith, who Reciprocates WHAT THE HELL What a wholesome moment.
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60 Minutes
@60MinutesNov 2
NBA star Victor Wembanyama says he learned a lesson in humility from former San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich, whom he calls the greatest coach of all time. β€œHe often said something when we were in film, β€˜After a win, you're rarely as good as you thought you were, and after a loss you're rarely as bad as you thought you were,’” says Wembanyama. cbsn.ws/4A64Z6H
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NBA
@NBAOct 31
Victor Wembanyama as Geralt from the Witcher!
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@NBAOct 31
WEMBY THE WITCHER! MIN/SAS I 8:00pm/et, NBA League Pass
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Melanie S'mores (Campfire Patriot)
@MelanieSushi22Oct 30
Replying to @MorePerfectUS
"AI will transform our world" and it's just a new way for companies to sell you stuff
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Mike Vorkunov
@MikeVorkunovOct 29
This is such a bleak story about what it's like to try to land a job right now. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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acey ❀@lizzbeaanApr 7
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
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Cosmic Earth
@_cosmicearthOct 9
Re-entry of Artemis II crew captured by the astronaut in International Space Station
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Cosmic Earth
@_cosmicearthOct 9
After traveling 9 years and covering 3 billion miles, NASA's New Horizons spacecraft got this shot. Behold! The icy mountains of Pluto.
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Dionisa 2.0@frommontenegroOct 5
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@BRICSinfoOct 5
JUST IN: πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Russian officials say "situation under control" following lab leak.
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𝑨𝒓𝒕 🎨@_ArtMuseumOct 2
The Cat on the Pillow, by Adolf von Becker (1831-1909)
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There should be a reverse Social Security where the elderly are taxed in order to subsidize young people’s lifestyles.
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Santi Ruiz
@rSanti97Sep 25
Wild fit. Gore’s shirt is literally just Map.
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