Who just wakes up and says I’m gonna use my talent to ruin everyone’s day?!!
WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU??!!
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black ppl love being like “c’mon it’s really easy once you get a hang of it come on!” and will start doing triple double steps and turning clockwise AND counterclockwise like please i’ll applaud from the sidelines!!
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See @AzChike
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quando me pedem um conselho mas eu sou o amigo que apoia divórcio, aborto, cortar laços com a família, homossexualidade, outras religiões, se demitir etc
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Watching the generation who kept telling us it’s them damn phones become obsessed with ai
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Out to eat with my momma and i offered her some of my brussels sprouts she talmbout some “No thanks i don’t really eat those” IS THAT RIGHT WELL YOU SURE SEEMED FUCKIN FOND OF THEM IN 1999 WHEN I SAID THEY WERE NASTY
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My parents went to the Chris Brown x Usher tour and I responded like this to both of em
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i know that prescription glasses are an underrated disability aid fr bc when i don’t wear my glasses for too long i start thinking about k!lling myself









































