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Love me.

Misery US OF A
Joined March 2009
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I’m only concerned with being better man and a leader of men
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Delayed replies brings out a different level of petty in me…Bitch i know you’re always on the phone
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Replying to @FearedBuck
RIP LEGEND 💔🙏🏻 here is a classic video of him
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Yupppp sucks
The dating market in 2024 be like… 😂
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The bigger the gap between expectation & reality, The more likely you are to quit.
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Avoid the false dopamine hit of telling your goals to others.
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Raise your hand if even you’re embarrassed for AEW. 🙋🏻‍♂️
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…Undertaker just REALLY don’t like that family…
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Andrew Huberman's ability to keep five women happy and sexually satisfied simultaneously, without their awareness of one another, at the age of 48, is the ultimate testament to the effectiveness of a bio-optimised lifestyle that you dorks should ever need.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Yoooooo
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Pro tip: if she turns off notifications she’s entertaining other niggas
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Shawty let too many dudes run through her now she think religion can save her
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