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J Plasmeier

@jplasmeier

queer software engineer // @CWRU, @AWSCloud // they/he // tweets are my own opinions and usually sarcastic

 Seattle, WA
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Joined March 2016
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I bought something on Prime Day and was recently refunded $0.22 of its cost because @Amazon was "able to offer a lower price."
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imagine if everyone were just better at their jobs
Nigel Warburton 🇺🇦 #FreeUkraine (@philosophybites) profile pictureNigel Warburton 🇺🇦 #FreeUkraine@philosophybites30 Jul 2018
Imagine what academic books could be like if more of them were written to be read... ⁦@Slate⁩ slate.com/human-interest/201…
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“To a first approximation, we can say that accidents are almost always the result of incorrect estimates of the likelihood of one or more things.” - C. Michael Holloway, NASA
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underrated tweet xitter.gq/yungelonmusk/status/10…
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AWS KMS is a managed service that makes it easy for you to create & control the encryption keys used to encrypt your data. Learn more: amzn.to/2tEvzFe
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(this was prompted by an intern not knowing what it meant to defrag a hard drive)
felt old for knowing what defragging a hard drive meant before realizing i also know phil collins as an interesting up-and-coming prog rock drummer
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Jeff Bezos
@JeffBezos29 Apr 2018
The lucky boots worked again. Huge kudos and thanks to the entire @BlueOrigin team. #GradatimFerociter
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It's been a bad week for passwords
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have developed a bad habit of cackling like a villain whenever anyone says "at the same time"
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I've just graduated from college and for some reason that makes me want to write some Perl *evil grin*
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ACLU
@ACLU18 Oct 2017
Echoes of Watergate. Sessions claims executive privilege in refusing to answer whether he and Trump have discussed the Russia investigation after Sessions recused himself. Completely unacceptable in a Congressional oversight hearing.
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