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John Porter

@jporterdoes

Writing content and copy for the things I care the most about. Contributor to various publications in music and sports, see below.

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Joined April 2009
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Reaction to #49ers win over the Cardinals. I'm tired of injuries, and the defense needs to improve fast...but I also need to remember this is a team worth your love and your time. #fttb
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THAT was a fucking BIG-BOY run by Kaelon Black. Finally, the #49ers throwing some punches back at Dallas. Bully the fuckers. #fttb
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Felt so strongly about Brock Purdy's first half in #49ers-Cowboys that I wrote about it. He might never put up a better MVP case than the half he just did. For @SFNinerNoise: ninernoise.com/brock-purdy-m…
Brock Purdy's MVP case has never been stronger through 1 half vs. Cowboys

Brock Purdy's MVP case has never been stronger through 1 half vs. Cowboys

The potential MVP is carrying his 49ers right now. And isn't that what he's supposed to do?

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In terms of dollars or draft picks spent versus value accrued, the #49ers' defensive line must be one of the league's least cost-effective units right now. The offensive line is also getting it's ass kicked, but the front office has never cared about investing in that. #fttb
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Horrible half from the #49ers. Only guy that can take any credit is Brock Purdy, frankly. Everyone else needs a fire lighting under their arses, because some of that effort was pathetic. #fttb
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Anyone who doubts Brock Purdy should be made to watch this game. He's the only #49er doing a thing out there. MVP. #fttb
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#49ers are just not prepared to be out there today. Getting beaten up on OL, DL, in coverage, in tackling...a pathetic showing. Purdy is legit the only reason they're in the game. #fttb
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Does anyone still believe me that the #49ers defense doesn't suck? Lenoir's effort on that TD is a disgrace btw, loafing. #fttb
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Lenoir horrible for what feels like the Nth game in a row. #49ers #fttb
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If only we could've guessed Connor Colby wasn't very good. #49ers #fttb
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Brock Purdy is covering up a hell of a lot of problems on this #49ers team right now. Both sides of the trenches are getting their asses kicked so far. #fttb
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Marques Sigle is so obviously the #49ers best safety (and even he's not perfect!) and was last season too, why the hell they keep trotting out Brown and Mustapha ahead of him IDK. #fttb
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Joey Porter tackles Kittle, no flag. OK. #49ers #fttb
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Gee, I remember getting heat for saying the defense sucked last week. Looking really good so far. Buckner is wrecking things on the inside(!) #49ers #fttb
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You should probably block Fred Warner. #49ers #fttb
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Nice drive that for the 49ers, plus always love seeing Deebo go crashing in like that #49ers #fttb
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Roughing the passer for playing football. Gonna be a long day. #49ers #fftb
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Drake Maye runs the ball and the commentator opines 'he does this better than anybody'. I like him, but, erm, really?
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niamh@battymothNov 12
guys idk who needs to hear this but PIP isn’t an out of work benefit❤️ it’s to pay for the extra costs that come being disabled❤️ i have a job❤️
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So @spillmagazine continues to give me cool things to do. Here's my interview with Milo Aukerman of the @descendents : spillmagazine.com/spill-feat…
SPILL FEATURE: BILL NEEDS TO FINISH HIS SONGS! - A CONVERSATION WITH MILO AUKERMAN OF THE DECENDE...

SPILL FEATURE: BILL NEEDS TO FINISH HIS SONGS! - A CONVERSATION WITH MILO AUKERMAN OF THE DECENDE...

BILL NEEDS TO FINISH HIS SONGS! A CONVERSATION WITH MILO AUKERMAN OF THE DECENDENTS Perhaps the reason the Descendents stay so busy year upon year (or so it feels) is exemplified in one quote that...

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Echoes of Nazi Germany who turned the public against people with disabilities by using economic arguments and targeted media campaigns that framed disabled individuals as a financial and biological burden. Money spent on disabled was money stolen from healthy working Germans.
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You woke up. You had an overpriced coffee. You had a long day at work. Yet 1 in 6 people are sitting on benefits instead. This costs your household an extra £9,708 in tax. How is this fair?
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