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Julia Ramos

@jramoscomedy

trying not to be so nervous all the time

 Portland, OR
Joined June 2013
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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milan@Milan_Patel8 Oct 2022
Where there's a will, there's a Wayans. Where there's a Wayans, there's a pretty funny movie.
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Mohamad Safa
@mhdksafa8 Oct 2022
“If you think fertilized eggs are people but women who've walked their kids 2,000 miles aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”
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Tim Taylor bought Jill a bouquet of flowers for $27.95 in 1994. Idiot
Found out Arby's is open until 11pm. That seems confident.
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Just told to Alexa to stop barking, so she's officially on the roster of names in my house I can't keep straight. #millenialparenting #furbabies #alexa
Street roundabouts are as close to double Dutch as I get as an adult.
Remember those land animal charts that show which animals can run fastest? Cheetah is 50-80 mph, Leopard is 36 mph...etc. I'm as fast as my 8 week old puppy. Turns out that's not on the chart.
Shout out to Anti-depressants for making me look like a calmer child behind the Costco cart.
I would never keep the back neighbors basketball, but I will wait to give it back just for a couple hours of quiet. #CoughlanCasa
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Mohamad Safa
@mhdksafa9 May 2022
In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama.
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CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) profile pictureCNN Breaking News
@cnnbrk30 Apr 2022
Country music legend Naomi Judd, one half of the Grammy-winning duo The Judds, has died. cnn.it/38HvyrD
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It's been 25 years since I watched My Girl all the way through. I'm finally an adult. A crying, dumb adult.
“I got some offensive jokes, I hope will smith isn’t here” - every stand up comic at every comedy club for the rest of our lives probably
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Why I gotta get charged for sharing my password can’t you just pay chappelle a million dollars less
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Halftime is near y'all. Get up and stretch
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Half time is near, y'all. Get up and stretch now or regret it tomorrow.
You ever killed your own vibe by remembering
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I'm attending my high school reunion the same way I left high school, a round square. #classof2002
I didn't attend my 10 year high school reunion because I was wearing an alcohol monitor, for the 20th I'm volunteering to be the alcohol monitor. #classof2002 #AlohaReunion
Me in my head when I obliterate a child at connect four
Image from Vanessa Guerrero (@nessguerrero)
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