If anybody comes to see me, tell 'em they just missed me by a minute
Joined October 2020
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Just emerging from my New Testament scholar hobbit hole to share that all patriarchy is misogyny and all patriarchy is anti-Christ. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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Gen X defined:
Ages 45-61
Looks 35-40
Will 100% throw hands
Doesn't care about your feelings
Cusses a lot
Will make you cry with words
Great work ethic
Pragmatic
Zero tolerance for stupidity
Skeptical of authority
Doesn't trust anyone at 1st
Extremely loyal friend
Figures shit out
Most likely your boss
Works hard, plays hard
No fear
Sarcastic as fuck
Still listens to the same music
Knows lyrics to Rock, Rap & Country
Proficient in analog & digital tech
Self reliant
Adaptable to any environment
Just wants to be left alone
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Foden red card was complete bs. Bruno Fernandez’s intentional kick was the red. M Oliver is the worst. VAR #fail
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🚨 BREAKING: Cody Gakpo to stay at Liverpool. Manchester City had £75m + £5m bid rejected by #LFC & pursuit over - confirmed between all sides in direct communication. #MCFC now fully focused on attempting to sign Enzo Fernandez from Chelsea @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7549660…
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Not to brag or anything, but I’m a grown ass man who exchanges letters written on paper with my bff. 💅 He uses a typewriter, I send him a journal with my hand-written correspondence that he sends back with his.
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jrdkirk, PA-C, MPAS, MDiv, PhD retweeted
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen.
Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
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PDE5i (Viagra, Cialis) do not cause priapism. In clinical trials over many thousands of men there were zero reported cases. In fact, urologists use them to TREAT recurrent priapism.
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Before vaccines, babies got breastmilk, sunshine and love.
And 1 in 5 of them didn't live to see their first birthday
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Robertson taking the piss out of the whole Everton squad while they are losing. Epic shithousery
With the #LFC season essentially shot, there is only one goal worthy of our attention: @J_Gomez97 MUST SCORE. Give him every PK from here on in. Let’s go, Joe! #YNWA #LiverpoolFC
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Y’all, I just invented the most amazing dish: avocado gazpacho. Simply smash a ripe avocado in a bowl, add some salsa, a squeeze of lime, salt, pepper. Grab a spoon. 🤌
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If Jesus inspired you on Jan 1, AD 30 to save every bit of money you could get your hands on, & if you scraped together $650k per day since that day, and if you neither spent any money nor earned any interest, you would have approximately the same amount of money as Elon Musk.
When did writers and translators of literature start using the word “sex” for vulva? And how do we make it stop? It’s so awful.
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Absolutely thrilled that @joshritter has now released Truth Is a Dimension (Both Invisible and Blinding) on all the streaming platforms.
No other song has captured my heart and revealed the world to me with this much clarity in the past 5+ years. 1/
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I first heard it in concert a couple years ago, and had the rare experience of being totally taken with it on first listen. When a woman standing behind me yelled, "Church," during the revelation lyrics, I knew I was not alone.
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If you want to take a risky look into the state of my soul in 2025, or if you just want to be confronted with life-changing, mind-blowing art, check it out.
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jrdkirk, PA-C, MPAS, MDiv, PhD retweeted
Liverpool flag hangs at half-mast at Anfield today in memory of Diogo Jota. ❤️
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I'm Eileen Laubacher. A retired Rear Admiral and the Democrat running against Lauren Boebert.
I know what sacrifice means and service looks like. Boebert doesn’t have a clue.
Can you help me get to 20k followers to show her we can do this?!
Thanks, Epic, for giving me the opportunity to meditate upon the cow every time I start my day. 🙏 🐄 #MedTwitter
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